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Infinity Calculator

Imaginary calculator, the use of which, is sarcastically suggested by others to highlight a person's incapacity in completing a technical task. A secondary function of the term's use can be to convey the frustration experienced when working with such a person.
Brendan: How do you get the final answer in this problem?

Paul: Just use the Infinity Calculator in Excel.

Brendan: What? Where's that?

Paul: You mean you don't know how to use the Infinity Calculator? FFS!
by whatahw January 2, 2010
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infintacide

what happens when parenting fails
Person 1: "Did you hear about Dave, he had to resort to infintacide."
Person 2: " I figured, he wasn't the best father to his son."
by Fador E February 8, 2010
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infintismally

clear mispronunciation of "infinitesimally" by ignoramus style youngsters.
the chances of that even happening are like infintismally small.
by stellaglo October 21, 2010
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InfinityFalse

When something doesn't go on forever. It may go on forever, but its false. But it really does go on forever.
"That statement was infinityfalse"
by Bioboy98 November 27, 2016
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Infinity and beyonder

When you someone tells you they love you infinity and beyond you can say “I love you infinity and beyonder” mean that you have the most
someone: I love you infinity and beyond
you: well i love you infinity and beyonder
by thecarlover981 June 17, 2021
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No u plus infinity

The no u that can’t be beat ever unless ur actually god
Mean boi: ur gay

Me: no u
Mean boi: no u plus 1
Me: NO U PLUS INFINITY

mean boi: 😮
by Big blunts boi420420 April 11, 2019
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No u infinity gauntlet

The strongest "no u" discovered so far. It counters "no u infinity" and clears 50% of the world population. Even Thanos knows "No u infinity gauntlet" is stronger than him and could easily kill him.
Thanos: I'm going to eliminate half of the world population with the infinity gauntlet.

An average person: No u

Thanos: Silly mortal. No u infinity. Counter this if you can.

The average person: N O Y O U I N F I N I T Y G A U N T L E T.

*Thanos obliterates into smaller pieces providing the average person the infinity gauntlet. (No u infinity gauntlet is powerful and shouldn't be used irresponsibly without knowing the consequences)

The average person: Ez
by Thanos daddy May 2, 2019
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