illegal curve

Used in reference to a hockey stick. When a penis is so curved that there is no way it is legal to play with it.

Drunk Otto asked if I knew what an illegal curve was. I said “no Otto what is that” he then pulled out his penis and showed me.

by Dman6969 October 24, 2018

Illegalize

When something is legal and is turn in the opposite.

Why do they legalize rolling paper and blunt but illegalize weed.

by Theteedee June 15, 2021

Illegalness

when you do something illegal but you want to add ness to it has a nice touch

mostly used term in games if you get Thick´d you should say illegalness but you have to yell it

by Thick´d.com May 2, 2022

Illegal

Something that's not allowed!

It's illegal to write on these walls!

by Lameguy July 28, 2018

illegal motion

Having sexual relations somewhere deemed illegal by police.

Mike was caught taking it up the butt at the public park. He was charged with illegal motion in his backfield.

by Poopsie45 January 26, 2025

That's Illegible

Now, that's Illegal!

I am not to understand how, but That's Illegible, until you find an eraser, I'm not reading this.

by Infinite_Asia March 6, 2023

illegally operate

(on sth/sone, transitive verb) To lose all interest in what is happening or what someone says, causing one to switch off and shut down emotionally.

Derives from the days of Windows 95 when a program, running into an error, would display a dialog box saying "This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down."

"I illegally operated on that idiot ages ago."

by Dragonero March 10, 2010