Norwegian Fire Hydrant

When just the head of your erect penis pokes out of the bubbles in a bath, resembling a fire hydrant protruding from deep snow.

She asked me for a dick pic so I responded with a photo of the good ol' Norwegian Fire Hydrant.

by cumbeast26 October 17, 2022

hydraulic hamburger

Alcoholic drinks

Let go out tonigt for some hydraulic hamburgers

by boella scheepers August 21, 2010

hillbilly hydraulics

a condition created when the rear struts or shocks of a car stop functioning and the weight of the car rests only on the springs causing the ass end to bounce under hard braking.
adds at least 10% to the coolness factor of a car

my Tempo has ridiculous hillbilly hydraulics when I pump the brake pedal

by tempopetey December 25, 2007

Fire Hydrant Syndrome

The feeling you get when you see an ex with someone else. You really don't want them back but they are like a fire hydrant and you are seeing someone else piss on your fire hydrant. Which enrages you and makes you want to piss on that fire hydrant again.

I found Jake kissing Amanda. Damn Fire Hydrant Syndrome!

by Gothzilla November 16, 2010

Hydration Technician

A fancy name for someone who fills water bottles for sports teams. They are usually creepy middle-aged to older men who have no ambitions to fulfill, so they fulfill bottles instead.

Our team recently acquired a hydration technician to fill our water bottles up.

by Anthony Frayn May 1, 2010

Hydra G

Definition of a Person having superior power and overall dominance. Rizz level is maxed.

Tobester is the real Hydra G

by Azukira December 15, 2022

utah fire hydrant

the act of putting icy hot on your penis and at first it feels like its on fire then the icy part kicks in and its the best feeling in the world.

tessa gave brek a utah fire hydrant

by killemkrew3 April 6, 2011