LOL HOTTIE

lol hottie?

You say : Lol hottie.
She says: Who?
You say : You.
She says : Thanx

(Then your in.)

by GENTLE GIANT 123 August 18, 2010

happy hour hottie

a girl who looks very hot after a few drinks, but actually is ugly as hell..

travis: "damn, you hooked up with a happy hour hottie last night!"

bill: "yeah i know, i had too much to drink last night during happy hour."

by the travinator September 26, 2005

Horseface Hottie (HFH)

A person with a long narrow face, bugly eyes, big teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics but you actually find them very attractive in part due to their horseface features.

Joe: I used to think all horseface chicks were ugly but man Rachel Starr is definitely an exception to that rule.

Duante: definitely true man, she's smoking hot, a definite Horseface Hottie (HFH)!

by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo November 13, 2011

Hottie of Mass Destruction

Used to describe a babe with bodacious tatas or a bangin' posterior; particularly a dime so hot that you can barely suppress the thought of using one of her boobs as a bicycle seat. Often abbreviated "HMD."

guy1: "Have you met that new girl in the office? what a babe!"
guy2: "yeah man, old news, she's a total hottie of mass destruction."
guy1: "an HMD, as it were."
guy2: "word."

by Gil Barry July 7, 2009

Silver Round Hottie

A Keg filled with beer of any kind.

Yo Rich, When you spot a silver round hottie call me up.

by The shiney Hippo May 16, 2009

hundred-yard hottie

term given to a female to describe she is beautiful from afar, or until closer inspection.

you see a girl with a nice ass and short skirt across the parking lot but can't make out her face, you say...
"there's a hundred-yard hottie that's lookin' damn fine"

by TheMule September 17, 2008

Asian Hottie

the simple definition to this only consists of two words, SiR Gro

HoT DaYmn SiR Gro is a fucking fione ass Asian Hottie

by SiR Gro March 8, 2005