LOL HOTTIE

lol hottie?

You say : Lol hottie.
She says: Who?
You say : You.
She says : Thanx

(Then your in.)

by GENTLE GIANT 123 August 18, 2010

happy hour hottie

a girl who looks very hot after a few drinks, but actually is ugly as hell..

travis: "damn, you hooked up with a happy hour hottie last night!"

bill: "yeah i know, i had too much to drink last night during happy hour."

by the travinator September 26, 2005

Horseface Hottie (HFH)

A person with a long narrow face, bugly eyes, big teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics but you actually find them very attractive in part due to their horseface features.

Joe: I used to think all horseface chicks were ugly but man Rachel Starr is definitely an exception to that rule.

Duante: definitely true man, she's smoking hot, a definite Horseface Hottie (HFH)!

by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo November 13, 2011

Hottie of Mass Destruction

Used to describe a babe with bodacious tatas or a bangin' posterior; particularly a dime so hot that you can barely suppress the thought of using one of her boobs as a bicycle seat. Often abbreviated "HMD."

guy1: "Have you met that new girl in the office? what a babe!"
guy2: "yeah man, old news, she's a total hottie of mass destruction."
guy1: "an HMD, as it were."
guy2: "word."

by Gil Barry July 7, 2009

hundred-yard hottie

term given to a female to describe she is beautiful from afar, or until closer inspection.

you see a girl with a nice ass and short skirt across the parking lot but can't make out her face, you say...
"there's a hundred-yard hottie that's lookin' damn fine"

by TheMule September 17, 2008

Silver Round Hottie

A Keg filled with beer of any kind.

Yo Rich, When you spot a silver round hottie call me up.

by The shiney Hippo May 16, 2009

Asian Hottie

the simple definition to this only consists of two words, SiR Gro

HoT DaYmn SiR Gro is a fucking fione ass Asian Hottie

by SiR Gro March 8, 2005