Hooked Up

Two people who are dating, usually used after the couple have kissed.

You're hooked up with Emily?

by TheStrongMan July 18, 2016

hoofd

Pijpen

Wil je mij hoofd geven

by Hoegaathetmetjouindeshithelpen December 27, 2016

hoofd

The last name of a giant fgt

Damn your such a hoofd

by NiggerDudeThatsNotRacist69 January 25, 2017

Hooted puusdu

Young redneck lad, usually trashed, livin in the boonies, and most likely has a turbo tattoo.

Look at that hooted puusdu in the ralliart!

by Crazymechanic227 August 25, 2017

hooded beast

An shlong with major amounts of foreskin

That boy got a hooded beast

by Neckassnigga November 2, 2017

hoofer valve

To exhaust all your energy is to burst a hoofer valve

I chased the crim who broke into my house until I burst my hoofer valve

by Happy wanderer 68 February 10, 2018

hooded midget

Is used to describe an uncircumsized micro penis.

I could barely get his hooded midget inside me, when it was "in" I couldn't tell.

by BJ Dailey May 26, 2018