homesled

A piece of cardboard that you use as a sled when you don't own a real sled.

We went out walking in the snow and brought a homesled.

by Panjool May 17, 2019

Hamusing

Hamusing is something that is both funny (ha) and makes you think (muse).

Steve is such a douche, but his comments are somehow deep and funny at the same time. They’re very Hamusing and it makes me want to have his babies.

by Wynnedalf October 9, 2019

homesickrem

homesickrem is soooooo cute, she does streaks tho lowkey embarrassing but we love her nonetheless <3333333

you do streaks like homesickrem… embarrassing.

by ellierose123 January 1, 2022

Homeschool wedding night

When both you and your spouse were homeschooled and just got married, but you literally have no idea what to do on your wedding night because your fundamentalist pastor preached how bad sex was at least once a month. Usually, homeschool wedding nights involve the couple awkwardly sitting on the opposite sides of the bed in homeschool attire (men wear plaid button-down shirts and jeans; the women wear plain dresses) while nervously glancing at each other. Eventually, usually the husband, reaches over and pokes the wife on the shoulder, making her so nervous that she runs out of the room.

"Dude, did you see that Titus and Louise just got married?"
"Yeah man, I bet that was a hilarious homeschool wedding night!"

by stinky-poop-fart March 27, 2023

Yo! Whassup homes?

A greeting that a person (usually but not always a black man) might say to a good friend of his when they approach one another.

{Edward}: Craig! Yo! Whassup homes?
{Craig} Hey there Edward! Just on my way to work. Wanna go grab a quick 40?

by Telephony March 31, 2021

Homesexual

Sex with furniture, usually found within someones home.
Does not refer to the number of people involved, see "Furngy", but specifically, someone who enjoys sex with household furniture and items.

Kevin: Briana, why are there stains on the arm of this couch?
Briana: I was feeling a little homesexual last night, sorry.

by BobDoleDestroyerOfWorlds March 6, 2010

Homestar Runner

A dim, slow-witted, yet stragely hilarious creature with no arms, a red shirt with a star on it, and speach impediments. Also known as the best damn thing on the internet!

Homestar Runner is the best thing ever!!

by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004