If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023

Homeless Adjacent

Describing one who is not without a home, but likes to act as if they are
ie.: •sometimes lives in the car out of choice, not obligation

•enjoys spending time at odd, anonded buildings, parks, etc

•works a job that is ordinarily accepted by society, but would rather pretend that they don’t

I love my best friend, but sometimes I have to remind her that she’s a contributing member of society with a house and husband, and a regular 9 to 5. And that even though she likes to sleep in her car and busk on the street asking people for money, she’s not actually homeless. She’s just homeless adjacent.

by itsanavocadoothanksssssss January 10, 2023

homeless Pancho

The gayest border hopper ever he's a little shit that looks cute but when that mouth opens you wanna slap his fat ass back to Mexico

Bart:omg shut tf up that's why you are a homeless Pancho

by Ur.favburritob0mber July 31, 2023

Ed Sheeran Homeless

When you aren't really homeless , you just live on the street as part of your gig. You could hypothetically live on some elses couch- because you have plenty of friends who support you - but instead you choose to sleep on a park bench in the middle of London.

My friend claims he wasn't really homeless before he made it as a singer - he could have went and lived at his moms house and ate Spaghettios, and then have her tuck him into bed and sing a lullaby. But he chose to be Ed Sheeran Homeless and live on the street. That's how he became rich.

by FunTdrip October 2, 2023

Homeless

A person who messed up their life because they didn’t care about school n started smoking drugs at a young age n then went broke because all they did was spend it on drugs n then they ask people for money on the street because they fucked up there own life

Ur homeless n fucked up your life leave me alone n go ask someone else on the street

by David Diaz July 18, 2020

Homeless Haxor

A useless person who lives in an abandoned train station. Their hobbies include playing in HvH servers on CSGO.

Have you seen James? No last I heard he was still being a Homeless Haxor.

by MoBull October 3, 2020

homeless

the blackest of them all. play Fortnite like its nothing, all they do is crank 90s on ninjas forehead. make 12-year-olds cry with there XXL cack.

wow he has a hole for his XXL pp. he must be a black homeless man

by pussy ass niggha October 8, 2020