Hobo

Hobos are a peaceful people.Being homeless and pennyless, similar to MC Hammer. They go place to place taking money from people for doing odd jobs, whether it be pulling weeds, kiiling roaches, cleaning roach poop, or eating roaches.

They're like uh...drifters. Telling stories to whoever they can

Boy: Grandpa! What are those carving symbols?

Grandpa: You see here son, these be hobo signs! This here sign means, there's work for cornbread 2 blocks up.
Hobos LOVE cornbread...

by Christopher Ess August 8, 2005

educated hobo

One who has graduated from penultimate hipster status, the educated hobo embodies various attributes from all walks of life, including those of the hipster, nerd, and mountain man variety. The educated hobo can oftentimes be seen grokking about. There can only be one educated hobo in existence.

Tyrel currently holds the status of educated hobo. He can be seen with and without a beard.

by jacksinferno March 11, 2011

Hobo Footing

To find a homeless person, amputate their foot, and use it to sexually stimulate a woman.

'...I remember with fondness the frolics of my youth. The summer weekends of 1928 were particularly ranmbunctious, as myself and my good friend Archibald would get skagged up the early evening and and spend the rest of the night Hobo Footing...' - Hemondsworth Bavishay

by H, Steve, James January 19, 2008

Hobo Joe

A small balding man in his 40's with a handlebar moustache. He is known to hold meaningless jobs (i.e. pumping shit out of porta-johns).

Look at the guy traveling in that pick-up truck with the davelin camper on the back. He is Hobo Joe.

by bungholebandit,browneyeinspect March 5, 2010

hobo salsa

To puke, vomit, regurgitate in a particularly nasty fashion - from cheap booze and poor food choices - that it reminds you of a homeless person.

I walked into the alley behind the office and stepped in a whole puddle of hobo salsa!

I found Mom floating in a pool of her own Hobo Salsa when I got home from school.

by The Entry Sisters February 7, 2007

Hobo Sections

Hobo Sections, or "bum secks", refers to the sections that members of forums are placed in when they reach a certain level of bumness.

Hobo Sections is a relatively new concept, only seen used on Habbo Forum. Although the usage of the term Hobo Sections is forbidden, its spirit lives on in all of its members.

Lisa, I will now Hobo Sections you.

by Bob Rosland May 31, 2007

Hobo Squat

The act of a homeless person taking an obscenely violent shit in an exposed area for all to see

Jim: Man, I saw this guy taking a hobo squat right in the middle of the crosswalk while I was at the intersection!

Bob: That's gross bro, you shoulda thrown something at him.

by Drastil October 21, 2009