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hobo fire

Open fire mostly in empty barrels surrounded by hoboes.
Two Hoboes are getting warmth from a hobo fire
by sinqaiD July 30, 2016
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Ride Hobo

Someone who doesn't own any form of transportation and has to call people for rides because they are too lazy to walk.
Tom: Mark is such a ride hobo
John: I know, he really needs to get a car or something
by Mighty Arrow April 17, 2010
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Hobo Slurpee

n. A Slurpee (preferably Blue Razzberry) made infinitely more drinkable by the addition of whatever liquor is on hand (preferably grain alcohol).
"Man, there is no way I'm getting through the Twilight movie without at least two Hobo Slurpees! Help me find my flask."
by Doctor Carina November 22, 2011
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Refined Hobo

a person where you can't tell if they are a hobo or if that is really their personal style. The refined hobo can be a person who (if it really is their personal style) purposely puts holes and bangs up their clothing.
Kari: Oh, look. Poor guy! He's a hobo....
Hannah: I actually think he's dressing like that on purpose.
Kari: Wow. WHY?
Hannah: He's a refined hobo!
by scarypossum294 July 6, 2009
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Hobo Hat

Hobo Hat is the act of placing a used fast food container on someone's head, then farting directly on the container. The resulting odor is an ominous mix of grease and shit wind, similar to that of a hobo.
Mickey had passed out on the couch, and since we had just polished off a crave case, Sean thought it would be a good idea to give him a hobo hat.
by The Real Fat Jesus November 2, 2013
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Hobo Handwash

Thoroughly wiping your hands on your ass to get rid of an even worse smell that's already on your hands. Frequently employed by hobos to get rid of the smell of weed or human neglect.
Damn, the smell of the stogy is still there. Better do a quick hobo handwash.
by cmoney100 December 23, 2010
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Hobo Spike

A Hobo Spike is the sexual act in which a male jabs his love stick into the eye of a partner.
Bradon: Hey you know that hot chick I saw last night!?
Ryan: Yeah.
Bradon: I fuckin' Hobo Spiked her last night!
Ryan: Awesome!
by Jonesy97 December 4, 2010
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