Paris Hilton Proportions 

The term Paris Hilton Proportions is used to describe how hugely fake a girl is.
1)Dyed hair, fake-n-bake tan, slut's clothes, colored contacts, spends more than her parents can afford.
2)When a girl has no identity of her own and must act like whoever she is around to desperately try and fit in.
3) when a girl is so inexcusably fake around boys, her friends are embarrassed to be around her.

PHP Girl: Yeah, lyke, I SO shop at Gucci all the time! *flips hair* I live in Beverly Hills, yeah, lyke, Penelope Cruz and her boy friend Matt are my neighbors!

Normal Person: Jesus, this girl is fake to Paris Hilton Proportions!

Paris Hilton Proportions by Peaseblossom85 July 20, 2006

Paris Hilton 

You know, I read all these definitions, and in response to the people who say 'OMG ur all just jealous shes so hawt!!!oneone11!!!' I really don't find her the least bit attractive. She sucks at film-making and she's a skank.

Rabid teenybopper: OMG i worship paris everyones just jealous! LOL!!!1!1!!oneone!
Me: Dood she's a cheap skank.
Rapid teenybopper: no she isnt!!!1! LOL!!!
Me: How very intelligent.
Rabid teenybopper: i kno im lyk so smart!
Me: That was sarcasm you idiot!

Paris Hilton by Darth Assclown August 31, 2005

paris hilton 

biggest slut on earth

"shes so skanky shes like paris hilton in her new sex tape."

paris hilton by greendaygrl17 January 5, 2005

Paris Hilton 

Something that the media and the general public goes crazy over for no good reason. One of the many reasons why I weep for this nation.

Can Paris Hilton just go away?

Paris Hilton by Jon April 14, 2005

Paris Hilton 

an ungrateful, ludicrous, disgusting, unnatractive, bored and sexually active member of the "Hilton" clan. One of the heirs of the Hilton hotel fortune.

Paris Hilton stole a copy of her sex tape from a street vendor claiming her young fans "came by there all the time".

Paris Hilton by Olive May 13, 2005

paris hilton 

often checked in and out of

"Have you checked into the Paris Hilton lately?"
"Who hasn't"

paris hilton by LINDAR May 30, 2006

Paris Hilton 

Pure Evil Personified.

Do i really need to explain?

Paris Hilton by Cheesebadger May 10, 2005