Heffort

A standard unit of measurement equal to the amount of effort Hugh Hefner must put into acquiring new romantic interests.

Also useful for measuring the work done by an atomic nucleus on captured electrons, with a Hydrogen-1 atom exerting approximately 1.43 KHefforts per second.

Nerd 1: I wonder how much work it takes to lift this pebble from the ground up onto this wall? This seems like an interesting problem to occupy our superior minds!

Nerd 2: Not likely. The problem is so simple. Assuming a weight of thirty grams, and a height of approximately one meter, the answer clearly comes to 1.35 x 10^43 Hefforts.

by offtheball June 23, 2010

Heffur

1. The name of a baby cow.

2. The nickname you give to a fat person.

examples:
1. awh that heffur is so adorable !!

2. Jill: "dude, look at that heffur."
Tiffany: "dang, she ate that whole thing of fried chicken !!"

by helladumblonde December 29, 2010

heffer

A crazy mexican

"That Jose is one heffer"

by lolgirl7777 May 14, 2017

heffer

a really fat bitch or a cow

usually call a chunky girl it

You really fucked that heffer?
Yeah bro it was nastyyy

by casslax January 28, 2018

HEFFA

It is a word that is used to describe Haley Cline from ATX who attends FPSD

“Have you met Haley Cline?”
“ yeah she a HEFFA!”

by Haeyyyyy October 13, 2018

Heffington

What only can be decribed as the heaviest object around.

Look at that Heffington over there.

by SNOW BRAINIAC November 8, 2018

Heffrey

A sensible young man, who has nothing but respect for women but will slap a hoe if he has too.

A: Yo is that my mans Heffrey?
B: Yeah I heard he hadda slap a hoe because she was out of pocket.
A: Damn true

by FC Lumbago May 6, 2019