David Hasselhoff

An actor who thinks he is hot because he was on "Baywatch", way back with Pamela Anderson. Who is hawt.

NOTE: David Hasselhoff would not be seen with Gumby. Ever. Maybee Pokey, but never Gumby.

Robbie: WOAH! its david hasselhoff!

Dick: wow, wahhta tool.

Pam: shut up, he was on Baywatch.!

by App2daSauce February 5, 2009

Hasselhoff

A white girl who only dates black men, i.e., a 'Knight Rider.'

Wow, that girl is such a Hasselhoff!

by BishDaddy April 23, 2009

Hansenite

A worshipper of Chris Hansen.

Oh so you thought that I was kidding. Well that's alright because the revolution is just now beginning. Hansenite will be a word on Urban Dictionary. You can hide from the truth all you want. Chris Hansen is not a single person, he is everything (and your real father). May the Spirit of Hansen live on!

by Thehansenite August 3, 2015

hasselback

To deflect a valid point with an entirely irrelevant one, particularly in a shrill fashion, in the manner of The View's Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

Elisabeth totally hasselbacks any critisism of Sarah Palin with the stock response of "Obama pals around with terrorists".

by paul3onthetree February 4, 2009

Jeremy Hansen

If someone is a "Jeremy Hansen" They have huge weiners and get alot of pussy. The modern day substitution for "pimp"

1. Hell ya Im fly, Im a Jeremy Hansen!
2. Dude that guy just went home with 7 girls after beating up Chuck Lidell and Kimbo Slice, What a Jeremy Hansen

by UrbanBourbon127 February 4, 2010

david hasselhoff

A name used to replace the curse words "Damn Assole"

I put in eight hours today,I worked my David Hasselhoff!!

by jugatech December 18, 2007

david hasselhoff

King of the internet! with help from Pipex

I am David Hasselhoff, KING OF THE INTERNET!

by tommy060289 August 6, 2006