Hair salonist

Someone that does hair

The hair salonist did an amazing job on my hair

by ConnieBiscuits February 7, 2021

heavy hair

When people try to convey a sense of sympathy (most likely insincere) by leaning their head as if their hair's weight is too much.

Ugh. When I got laid off, all my coworkers approached me with heavy hair.

by NerdAboutTown April 24, 2010

Elvis hair

Elvis Presley's famous hairstyle which is considered to be the greatest hairstyle in history of rock and roll.

Brad: "Derek is rocking that Elvis hair"
Jacob: "He sure is!"

by I smell yummy food May 15, 2016

hood hair

the hair of a tiktok eboy. It is normally fluffy, and patted down the middle

Yesterday on my for you page i saw someone with hood hair!

by hoodhair123 April 14, 2020

hair cumditioning

The act of ejaculating into someone's hair in an attempt to condition it, making it soft, smooth, and easier to style. Its natural proteins work to strengthen her jizzy locks.

"Ugh. I hate my hair. It's so frizzy and unmanageable. I just can't do anything with it."

"I can help you, babe. Let me give you a hair cumditioning treatment. It'll make your hair look great, and in just a few minutes we'll both be smiling!"

by Glittercup May 7, 2015

Porn hair

Hair that is long enough to cover one's boobs

1. Aneka: I heard that you modelled for an adult magazine
Mariel: It's okay, you couldn't actually see anything. I have porn hair.

by ansb May 22, 2013

josuke hair

A pompadour used to mark an overpowered character in an anime.

Look at that character with josuke hair

by Persus April 18, 2020