HOW TO VIDS

Why do you need to know the definition of how to vids?

Person1: I am going to go on urban dictionary to figure out the definition of how to videos
Person2:why!!!!!!!
Person1: because why not
Person2:OK DIPSHIT
Person1: why did you call me a dipshit
Person2: because fuck you
Person1: OK
person1:*defines how to vids*

by Nut busting master December 11, 2020

How-Jet

a dirty smelly asian hooker who loves sloppy fat black chode.

Your moms a How-Jet!

by Fat Buda January 27, 2011

How good?

When asked this crucial question one must respond 'so good' with ample sarcasm.

Oscar: "How good?"
Hamish: "So good!"

by MyNameWasTaken1234 February 4, 2019

How to eat?

All you do is put stuff in your mouth and force it in your throat. Easy.

Toddler: How to eat?
Mother: Put something in your mouth!
Toddler: Ok! *proceeds to shove toys in his or her's mouth excessively.
Mother: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!

by iloveferrets101 January 8, 2021

How Durr

The way you say how dare you/him/it when you dont want to say a subject or pronounce dare correctly. Also a good way to express discontent without sounding like a complete asshole.

Girl: "So my boyfriend i met online is coming, if he's a creeper help me"
Guy friend who likes her "How Durr"

by theonewhoiscool April 23, 2011

how to be beautiful

First of all you shouldn’t even be searching this because honey you are BEAUTIFUL you don’t need to look on a website on how to be beautiful, you are beautiful and I may not see you through this screen but I don’t care I know that you are beautiful and you are a beautiful person so if someone tells you you are not beautiful you can either A. Beat the shit out of them. Or B. Not give a shit what they say. Well you shouldn’t anyways. And yes i may be typing this while crying my eyes out because of how ugly and fat I am but I just want to let you know that you are beautiful and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

I don’t need to use “how to be beautiful” in a sentence because the person reading this is fucking GORGEOUS

by IsabellaRod_93 August 3, 2021

Ben Howes

Serial rapist who likes to finger girls without asking and doesn’t stop even when they’re pulling his hand away from their literal vagina.

Thinks he is cool cause he smoked weed a few times, walks like a retard and wears rly baggy joggers.

Dutty.

Oh god you finger raped her? Damn you’re such a ben howes.

by MEOW385704 February 22, 2019