getting hired

The positive result of putting in an application. Also known as getting a blowjob, handjob or any other sexual job.

"Getting hired is a lot harder when the girls are sober."

"So Vaughn did you get hired last night?"
"No..."

"Dude I put in like 5 apps...I better get hired."

by joey bananas May 8, 2008

haireola

Those gnarly hairs that sometimes sprout around a woman's nipples in the areola area.

I finally got Rachel's clothes off, turned on the light....and her haireola CREEPED me!

by tbullphoto July 31, 2009

hairudin

Hairudin is a cool boy. Not easily approached guy, but once approached he is the best man. He’s a guy that understand her love one the most.

Hairudin is a nice guy.

by miszeina December 28, 2017

Hatred Burns

Immense hatred towards something.

"Hey did you see the Doom movie?"
"Yes. Hatred Burns."

by Eryka Sunderland September 27, 2005

Hairess

To stroke/caress someone's hair, either in a creepy or affectionate way.

"I love it when my boyfriend hairesses me, it's just so cute"

Jenny: That disabled kid, Jared, came up to me in the courtyard and just started hairessing me for no reason.

Shaniqua: Oh, that's creepy. But I thought the exterminator came in last wednesday

by tee mag February 19, 2010

pseudo-hatred

When you pretend to hate something as a joke, like french-canadians.

French-Canadian Person A: Why are you hating on french canadians?

American Person B: I'm not hating, it's some pseudo-hatred. Naw, they cool. Take a joke, man!

by geek_squared March 25, 2010

Hailed

A person who looks worn out, or has traveled some unpaved roads in his/her life (as in "pounded by hail in Eastern Montana")is "hailed"

"Man that chick looks hailed!"

by Rachel McCabe September 20, 2004