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two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin

What it means is you're mighty fucking close to an ass whoopin! - BL
You son of a bitch, you are two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin!
by BillyGoatCS January 29, 2018
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pubic hairs

hairs that would of been growing on your head but they are gay so tend to be around the penis

hairs that come when people go through puberty and like the smell of nice, fresh piss in the morning
(big boys and girls own them!) pubic hairs
by falmdyd October 17, 2009
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hailstorm

the act of being a total 1 upper, or trying to be the most extreme person in the world.
Hey did you see hailstorm clear that 6mi jump with his bike.
by 152sumos May 22, 2008
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haiasi

A demon overlord that will take your soul and acts like your best friend and is most of the time ginger
Run I think he is a haiasi!!!
by Chanternam July 31, 2017
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Haisel

Haisel is a great best friend with a feminine name that no one questions after meeting him. His laugh is contagious and makes you feel warm all over. He will always make sure you're happy and smiling even if he isnt. He will go out of his way to find out what's wrong. Haisel's not afraid to ask you if you're okay twice if you say you are, but he knows you aren't. He isn't afraid to express his own feelings either. His feelings usually come out in tears but you have to try to comfort him the way he comforts you. He is your strength when you feel like you couldn't be any weaker. Although he cries often you will most likely see him with a huge smile on his face. Haisel's a great best friend so don't take his love for granted if he gives it to you. If you find Haisel, keep him. Treasure him. Always remind him how much you love him because he gets sensitive about it sometimes.
"You see that beaming young man over there, he must be Haisel"
by Katie580 September 18, 2016
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Haida

She is the most baddest bitch ever. She probably has a fat ass and big titties for all I know.
Boy: yo that girls hot

Friend: her name is probably haida
by Secrethandle October 12, 2020
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haider

"Hey There"

A cool way of saying hey there.
Haider guiz.
by pjjjj July 21, 2009
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