guzzlechuck

To drink something very fast without stopping till it is all gone.

I can guzzlechuck a can of Coke in 10 seconds.

by Christopher Maslon January 5, 2009

guzzle throat

a type of motherfucker that can drink any kind of liquid substance, from cum all the way to eating a raw egg and not throw it back up

when u see a body builder crack 5 eggs into a glass and drink it all in one gulp and u have to be thinking damn that is one guzzle throat bitch

by mind fucked May 15, 2014

guzzle monster

A creature that guzzles down everyone's alcohol

"That bitch just took my alcohol what a guzzle monster!!"

"Damn it guzzle monster not again"

by gabbyrakaguzzlemonster December 27, 2015

guzzlenut

One who enjoys hazelnut coffee creamer with reckless abandon.

"So I saw Jordan Payne the other day. He was carrying on about his hazelnut creamer and how enjoyable it is. That dude is such a Guzzlenut! Pathetic!

by Unclebacon20 November 3, 2019

Fizz Gizzler

A fizz gizzler is a proprietary piece of technology to make a carbonated beverage. It is also a noun, a verb and an adjective.

Hey look at Travis, he's such a fizz gizzler.

Can I borrow the fizz gizzler? I need to take it to a party to make some soda water.

by cumguzzler123 August 13, 2012

Cum-guzzled

The state of someone who is seeing far more thottery than they expected.
Some synonyms include: Flabergasted, Gender-bent, dumbfounded, Stunned

After hearing that skank's life story, I was Cum-guzzled.

by bob,bitchstick August 23, 2020

Guzzleblurt

People who drinking beer way too fast

GOD dave and timmy you are so guzzleblurts, and well sexy! i want you take me now

by Bennit November 21, 2005