A method of assassinating a person or persons by throwing a hand grenade into the bedroom in the dead of night; thus, the last "sunrise" they see is the explosion of the grenade.
by MrTouchdown April 7, 2010
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by BSss; August 8, 2011
Get the gupster mug.Noun: Nickname relating to alter-ego of those seriously detrimentally affected by alcohol due to rapid imbibing. Key indicators include vertical swaying (aka loss of balance, bumbling into everything/everyone), limited eyelid function, dazed smiling and the continual 'thumbs-up'.
Verb; To Günter: To rapidly, and often subtley, imbibe signficant quantities of alcohol and subsquently display the characteristics described above.
Verb; To Günter: To rapidly, and often subtley, imbibe signficant quantities of alcohol and subsquently display the characteristics described above.
"Did you notice Günter was out last night?"
'Yeah, he drank twice as much as everyone else then bumbled round the club all night, not fully opening his eyes. He seemed happy though...'
"That guy was completely Güntered last night, he fell asleep in the cupboard with a pizza on his lap"
'Yeah, he drank twice as much as everyone else then bumbled round the club all night, not fully opening his eyes. He seemed happy though...'
"That guy was completely Güntered last night, he fell asleep in the cupboard with a pizza on his lap"
by definitionLAD October 2, 2012
Get the Günter mug.The act of aggressively jerking another person off with a prosthetic hand that is lathered up with guacamole, sour cream, and beef chili.
Joanne: How was your date at that Mexican restaurant last night?
Sally: Quite delightful. I gave Frank The Guatemalan Handshake under the table before our entrees came.
Sally: Quite delightful. I gave Frank The Guatemalan Handshake under the table before our entrees came.
by Sally & Frank December 22, 2008
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Joe is such a gister — those research guys think he really has expertiseness in selective serotonin reuptake inhibition.
If it's complicated and you don't have a lot of time, ask a gister to write it.
If it's complicated and you don't have a lot of time, ask a gister to write it.
by D L Sonders June 9, 2010
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by caca_huates April 19, 2009
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Guatemalan Vagina Ants, or GVA as it is known in the medical community, is a rare sexually transmitted disease found in the Pacific Coast region of Guatemala. GVA causes rashes in the genital area that result in violent itching attacks. Tourists visiting Guatemala from developed nations are particularly susceptible to infection. Symptoms can usually be soothed by scratching the inside of the vagina with a hair brush and/or a lukewarm curling iron. GVA also increases the likelihood of pregnancy in women due to GVA's "ants eating food scraps" effect on latex condoms. GVA has recently been reported in the United States and many medical experts agree that a full-on Guatemalan Vagina Ants epidemic in imminent in North America due to unsafe sex practices of southern college students. Medical experts are also worried that GVA has the potential to mutate into a different, more severe strain called GAA, or Guatemalan Anal Ants. The results of further research regarding this dangerous condition are still being awaited...
Guatemalan Vagina Ants, or GVA as it is known in the medical community, is a rare sexually transmitted disease found in the Pacific Coast region of Guatemala. GVA causes rashes in the genital area that result in violent itching attacks. Tourists visiting Guatemala from developed nations are particularly susceptible to infection. Symptoms can usually be soothed by scratching the inside of the vagina with a hair brush and/or a lukewarm curling iron. GVA also increases the likelihood of pregnancy in women due to GVA's "ants eating food scraps" effect on latex condoms. GVA has recently been reported in the United States and many medical experts agree that a full-on Guatemalan Vagina Ants epidemic in imminent in North America due to unsafe sex practices of southern college students. Medical experts are also worried that GVA has the potential to mutate into a different, more severe strain called GAA, or Guatemalan Anal Ants. The results of further research regarding this dangerous condition are still being awaited...
by Wrap it Up December 12, 2009
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