Grocery Guise

The outfit you choose when you expect NOT to run into anyone you know at the Megamart. Usually includes dark glasses and Crocs.

As I rounded the isle, whilst wearing my Grocery Guise, there stood Reverend Feltcher!

by Abiding Dude July 25, 2011

Grocery store illiterate

When someone is told to get a specific item at the store and they come back with something totally wrong/different/random.

Or, when one cannot find a very simple and/or easily displayed item at the grocery store.

I asked Brian to get green chiles for my taco salad and the fool came back with hormel chili in a can, he is so grocery store illiterate.

"Excuse me, where are the candy bars?" -brian

"In the checkout line, where they always are. Are you grocery store illiterate or something?" -store employee

by Caityj August 27, 2013

grocery store song

A term referencing the kinds of songs typically heard in grocery stores, gas stations, and hair salons across America.

"Dude, Breathe by Faith Hill is totally a grocery store song."

"I'm getting so sick of 1000 Miles by Vanessa Carlton, it's one of the worst grocery store songs out there."

"Dude, Breathe by Faith Hill is totally a grocery store song."

"I'm getting so sick of 1000 Miles by Vanessa Carlton, it's one of the worst grocery store songs out there."

by Rockandrock44 July 6, 2014

gooderest

the way people with brilliant english describe how nice something was or is

bob: I had the gooderest day ever
charles: (slow sarcastic clap)

by Anonymous community member December 10, 2018

Growery

An indoor cannabis farm that cultivates organic weed utilizing sustainable grow methods.

I picked up some dank grown by that local Growery.

by Oregongold December 27, 2018

Grover Fur

Not to be confused with the Stalinist-Beriaist scholar 'Grover Furr'

A Grover Fur is a loyal follower of Angkar and commander of the Groyper army.
The habitat of a Grover Fur may or may not be a Kampuchean praying mantis nest.

Hey do you see that Khmer mantis herd there? there's a rare Grover Fur between those 2 mantises

by PolPotDidNothngWrong January 17, 2021

Groerg

A very very very cool person also my bestfriend🫂 I love him very much and we slay all the time. George is the best and he deserves the world 😸😼

Groerg has a cat
Groerg is cool

by Poustain May 4, 2022