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twitter grind 

when your constantly posting on twitter / twitter game on point boi
starting up on my twitter grind :)
twitter grind by Tohq September 9, 2016
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daily dirty grind 

(dey-lee dur-tee grahynd, IPA: deɪli dɜrti graɪnd)
(ground or grinded)

-verb, noun
1. To masturbate while performing "the boring mundane parts of everyday life.
A daily monotonous job or task.

Being caught in slow moving commuter traffic." daily grind

-verb, noun
2. The daily or near-daily masturbation one performs, sometimes done with boredom.

Origin: I was brushing my teeth thinking it would be more fun to brush my teeth if I were masturbating.
Speaker 1: Dude, you should totally try out daily dirty grinding. I daily dirty ground when I made some eggs and bacons. It's so hard, 'cause you can only use one hand!

Speaker 2: Ugh, that's gross, man! How could you cook your food when you're jacking off? You don't splooge in your eggs?

If Speaker 2 wasn't grossed out...

Speaker 2: Dude, use your head. You can jack off without using hands.

Hymers Grind 

A subgenre used by grindcore bands that use the private school Hymers College in their song titles and/or lyrics. This genre is only known in the noth east of england however.
"WOW the band 'the love of yvonne swan' are so hymers grind."
Hymers Grind by Craig43 December 15, 2008

blind grind

when one is rubbing his/her junk against random strangers on the dance floor
Walter: Do you even know that girl?

John Deere: hot shit i've never even met this girl and she's giving be a blind grind
blind grind by jehreeeee March 30, 2009
The 360 grind is when you have 4 or more girls grindin on you on the dancefloor at the same time.

Hence you can do a 360 and be still grindin
Tristan: Yo dude lets go hit the dance floor..

Anthony: yea man hopefully we can get the 360 grind
360 grind by dredone May 1, 2009

Turkish Grind

1.) A form of coffee preparation widely popularized during the former Ottoman empire. During preparation, the coffee beans are ground into a powder/dry clay-like consistency and then boiled in water. This style of preparation is unique in the respect that it does not require the use of a filter. As the coffee grounds brew they simply settle to the bottom of the cup.

2.) A profound sexual maneuver in which a female of Mediterranean origin places her posterior within the general vicinity of a male's genitalia.
Man: Excuse me waiter, but there appears to be a gratuitous amount of sludge at the bottom of my cup.

Waiter: Oh that's just the coffee grounds, we use a Turkish Grind here.

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Guy: Dude, that girl from the Greek restaurant took me back to her place last night and gave me a Turkish Grind!

Other Guy: Dude, righteous!
Turkish Grind by JavaTheMocha September 12, 2010