Grape Lottery

When you win some crappy prize at an obscure raffle/event from buying $20 in tickets that you could just go out and buy at a store for a couple bucks.

A: "Look at this cool bunch of flashy yo-yo's I won at my church's fundraiser last night, guys! Look! They spin and stuff!"

B: "I see you've finally won the Grape Lottery. Congratulations."

by Kapu Wolf March 9, 2009

grape drapes

The saggy lips of a busted out African Vagina.

That hoe's grape drapes took control of my shaft!

by Kyle J LMADK February 6, 2014

bust a grape

Become violent. Snap out

Jim bust a grape and got a month in ad seg.

by mandingoe April 26, 2004

grape vine

friends or aquaintences you hear gossip from

i heard from the grape vine you've been talking shit.

by k-pog August 21, 2004

Grape Jews

A refreshing drink made from grapes according to Jewish tradition.

Would you like some grape jews?

by St4rk February 14, 2007

Gan-Grape

Gan-Grape. (verb) when one ore more individuals partake in the graping (like the grapist does) of another person(s). This is very different from gang rape which is a horrible crime. Graping someone is simply the act of yelling the word GRAPE and/or throwing grape soda at someone.

GRAPIST: hey! there goes that guy that only drinks pepsi! let's GRAPE 'em!

DUDE: all right, you and me will Gan-Grape him in the mouth!

PEPSI GUY: OHHH NOOO!!!!!! GRAAAAAAP! GRAAAAPE!!! mmmmmm grapey...

by The Grapist's Personal Monkey October 14, 2009

grape smuggler

A man in a Speedo.

Even on a trip to an American beach, you can count on seeing at least one grape smuggler.

by D. Lishus Thigh April 2, 2010