Person 1 *wakes up*: Holy crap, I fell asleep.
Person 2: Yeah you fucking did. You've been asleep for 3 hours.
Person 1: Power nap.
Person 2: Mate, that was a granny nap.
Person 2: Yeah you fucking did. You've been asleep for 3 hours.
Person 1: Power nap.
Person 2: Mate, that was a granny nap.
by AmyVHS October 17, 2008
Get the Granny Napmug. by Cassie April 6, 2004
Get the granny pantiesmug. Slang for a mechanical bridge. Used in in the game of pool to make difficult to reach shots. Often used by pussies to make shots easier. You will generally be made fun of for using one unless you are a professional player making a legitimate shot.
Guy1: Can you pass me the granny stick, this is a tricky shot.
Guy2: Haha! do you want me to hold your dick while you piss too??
Guy2: Haha! do you want me to hold your dick while you piss too??
by Mattmo September 22, 2006
Get the granny stickmug. (or grampa dumping) the act of abandoning helpless or destitute old people by families who are not able to care for them
The victims of granny dumping have even more trouble dealing with the problem when they are also victims of Alzheimer's.
by The Return of Light Joker January 7, 2008
Get the granny dumpingmug. Recieving a blowjob from an elderly woman who has no teeth.
Also referred to as a no denture adventure.
Also referred to as a no denture adventure.
by darkingofdeath January 15, 2015
Get the granny gumjobsmug. When you transition from being sexually attracted to people similar to your age to only exclusively wanting to fuck grandmas.
by TheReaperOfQueefers April 8, 2021
Get the Granny Shiftermug. An old lady, preferably a Grandmother, who is taking part in sexual acts and just happened to receive the STD Gonorrhea.
by Xaltz September 9, 2009
Get the Gonorrhea Grannymug.