Eye-gooning

The act of entertaining oneself through visual admiration of highly desirable aesthetics, typically online (e.g., social media, photos, videos) without any interaction beyond observing.

Most commonly used for exceptionally attractive people, but also applies to things like cars, watches, outfits, or anything visually “too good.”

"Bro I wasn't actually doing anything, I was just eye-gooning to some hypercars."

by eygoner January 17, 2026

Brain gooning

One is consuming media mindlessly with only the intent to spend time, or distract themselves.

A non-sexual form of gooning, doomscrolling.

Person 1: I have 4 hours on instagram today, I've just been brain gooning.
Person 2: Me too, I was totally shut out during a few hours of gaming

by Scriffyinajiffy March 2, 2026

Pocket gooning

The act of cutting a hole inside your pants pocket, taking out your dih via the pocket and gooning.

"Robbe randomly got horny and started pocket gooning in class."

by nuecabbeg March 12, 2026

Flicker Gooning

The act of rapidly flicking the tip of one’s penuts and achieves the mind of one’s into a euphoria like state and unlocks all the chakras bringing the gooner into an astral state.

Only can be achieved off of months of prep and you gotta achieve Mongolian tip toeing and Senegalese convulsions also known as a long lost technique

Person one- I managed to flicker gooning finally after years
Person two- my brother was paralyzed for life be careful

by PuggusDaBest September 2, 2024

tafari gooning

tafari goons in class to munting

tafari gooning and munting while planning to go iglooing with friends later

by goon maxer November 21, 2024

Syrian Gooning

A method of suicide gooning used to protest against Isreal.

Did you see the mass Syrian Gooning live on CNN last night?

by Diddy1888 November 24, 2024

Spoon Gooning

The sexual act of cumming onto a tea spoon, before forcing the seman back down the urethra multiple times to create the illusion of a larger load

After many hours of spoon gooning, I was able to increase the volume of my load, I'm sure my girlfriend will love it.

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 15, 2024