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GoldFish

"Dude I really like GoldFish"
by 🅱️ablo January 19, 2020
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Goldfishing

Pronunciation: Goldfishing (gowld · fi · shuhng)

Goldfishing is when someone or something is focusing on a particular thing (a task, people, objects) and suddenly, almost instantaneously, they lose focus on what they had originally been focused on and direct their attention to something else.

This is derived from the phenomenon that a goldfish's memory is a few seconds long.
"Dude, did you see my dog? He was chasing a squirrel, but he kept goldfishing onto the people walking on the street!"
by Paper Towels March 25, 2021
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Flopping Goldfish

The Central American practice of the insertion of a goldfish into a woman's nether-regions to induce sexual stimulation.
Would you like a "Flopping Goldfish"?
by Picky77 December 2, 2011
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Goldfishing

When a person stares in a nonspecific direction with their mouth open, seeming to not think of anything at all, resembling a goldfish. Can often be describing as zoning or spacing out, occurs much more often when under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
"Man, she was goldfishing hard last night at that wall."

"I know her mind looked completely empty"
by Helpme_1938 September 22, 2022
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Goldfish

A type of chip shaped like a, well, goldfish. It truly is, The Snack that smiles back.
Friend: How did you get diarrhea? Me: Funny story, I went on an all goldfish diet for 3 weeks.
by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022
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Goldfish

The snacc that smiles bacc
I was hungry, so I got myself some goldfish for a snacc
by XXXClorox December 27, 2018
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Goldfish

You’re a goldfish
by That.Goldfish December 10, 2019
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