alaskan reading glasses

when you put you testicles in someones bottom eyelid (one per eye)

those alaskan reading glasses made his eyelids streched out

by n genn February 13, 2010

Tempered Glasses

The effect apparently caused by the tempered glass of car windows where a person will appear much more attractive than they do outside of their car.

Especially pronounced when wearing beer goggles!

Dood! Those chicks looked so hot when they were in their car, but when they got out at the gas station, they were brown-baggers!

Another case of tempered glasses.

by paschasc May 7, 2009

Rose Glasses Liar

Where somebody doesn't see the world for what it truly is and believe and act out everything they're saying and see that way . And lies to others to make them see it too.
They are mostly people who are poser and wannabes.
Usually do it to be cool and be accepted and make themselves believe too, which they do.

Megan is such a rose glasses liar.

Lilly is dating that rose glasses liar.

Why are you such a rose glasses liar?

by Lonely13 January 7, 2010

siberian sun glasses

a girl that has gottin shit around her eyes

you girl friend is sitting out side taning and she tells you it is to sunny, for you to go get some sun glasses. and you cant find any, then she bitches you out so in about 5 minutes you go out side and shit around her eyes and say"ther are your siberian sun glasses

by kimfus February 8, 2010

glasses twat

A somewhat nerdy, often academically gifted person who dislikes physical activity, and also happens to wear spectacles.

Mum: "Benny, why don't you go and join the local chess club?"
Benny: "No way am I going to hang around with those glasses twats."

by Dr. Sven June 3, 2006

Fake glasses

A gay cunt who thinks he looks good but he just looks like a gay wannabe model

Hey did u see that guy with the fake glasses, he must like it up the ass

by Butch Magee August 11, 2017

Khalifa Glasses

Glasses with that are bulky and with thick black rims. Pornstar Mia Khalifa wears these glasses. If a girl wears these type of glasses she is a wannabe slut or pornstar.

Hey you know that hot girl in my maths she is such a wannabe slut she is wearing Khalifa Glasses.

by EmergentAxis810 October 12, 2016