jamming glove

Masturbating.

"I totally caught him jamming glove on the couch when he thought no one was home."

by shit hammer April 23, 2013

turtle glove

when you do your DT homework but youre too slow to do it

I almost finished my DT homework, but I turtle gloved it

by wobblebeard November 21, 2019

Fudge Gloves

When a Gentleman or Gentlelady spends too much time with their fists rammed inside another persons fartbox, resulting in a thin layer of fudge like residue upon their hands.

Let me wash my hands before i eat this corn, I have total Fudge Gloves

by SemtexJack August 17, 2018

Buckets and gloves

Most commonly used in ice hockey, Buckets and gloves refers to a fight taking place where both players keep their helmet and gloves on throughout the fight.

John: Yo, did you see jack's buckets and gloves fight last night?
Mack: Yea looked like a hell of a donnybrook.

by Patruce October 25, 2020

Willy Glove

Condoms! A common form of male contraception

"Please wear a willy glove darling, i don't want your HIV"

by dan1989 February 6, 2009

Glove Steamer

A fisted vagina after a hot steamy shower.

Susie -"Jimmy, why are your hands warm and wet?"
Jimmy-"Oh Susie, I had them in the ol' Glove steamer."

by BroCafe September 23, 2017

washing the glove

When you nut in your palm and then fist a bitch.

Me and my old lady are planning on washing the glove tonight.

by smackmondo February 19, 2018