by Stampeydude83 November 19, 2018
A girlfriend of a start-up CEO or co-founder who understands that her boyfriend is a young, crazy, ambitious, aggressive, academically and socially intelligent monster whose sole purpose in life is to create innovative technologies and business models. Therefore, he does not necessarily care about anything that goes on outside of his company or the industry in which it operates.
She also understands that for a period of time, her boyfriend is cash-strapped, and therefore does not engage in spurious expenditures and demands such as bottles of liquor at Hollywood nightclubs, sushi at overtly expensive posh restaurants, and $22 sandwiches at Urth Caffe.
The ultimate startup girlfriend also comprehends that time and not cash is the most important asset.
She also understands that for a period of time, her boyfriend is cash-strapped, and therefore does not engage in spurious expenditures and demands such as bottles of liquor at Hollywood nightclubs, sushi at overtly expensive posh restaurants, and $22 sandwiches at Urth Caffe.
The ultimate startup girlfriend also comprehends that time and not cash is the most important asset.
Dude, Sharon is a total-startup girlfriend. I showed up 2 hours late to her birthday party and even forgot her gift at my apartment, but she wasn't upset at all when I showed up!
by SanguineBio September 26, 2010
1) An affectionate and playful term white boys use for the black girls they date. Frequently used with "hot" and to suggest a particular fondness for black women.
2) Something a lot of white guys wish they had, but only a few of us will admit it.
2) Something a lot of white guys wish they had, but only a few of us will admit it.
1) Marty: Chantelle, we've gone out a few times now, and I really think we have something here...will you be my hot black girlfriend?
Chantelle: Of course I will! Now come over here and show me what ya got, white boy.
2) White women are crazy. I need to find a black girlfriend.
Chantelle: Of course I will! Now come over here and show me what ya got, white boy.
2) White women are crazy. I need to find a black girlfriend.
by Justice Walker April 26, 2008
by life is pain enjoyer February 17, 2023
Best thing in the world. Will try and like almost anything. The relationship usually doesn't work out but holy damn will you have some nifty times.
Kinky Girlfriend: Hey wanna try anal?
Me: Doesn't that hurt you?
Kinky Girlfriend: LOL I'm not the one taking the dick.
Me: Doesn't that hurt you?
Kinky Girlfriend: LOL I'm not the one taking the dick.
by Dr. Hot Tub March 24, 2014
Someone you date for a while to make sure they aren't crazy before you go to the girlfriend stage. Applies to boys also.
by Tgin January 23, 2014
you middle-aged uncle on drugs behind his pc with a girl Roblox outfit on.
when a 6 year old gets his first boner.
when a 6 year old gets his first boner.
by ihavegianntpp January 18, 2021