Gift Tard

Someone who buys an excessive amount of gift cards and holds up the checkout line.

Today all I wanted was to order a coffee but this fucking gift tard in front of me was taking forever, so here I am.. no coffee.

by Bwooood May 31, 2019

Gift card

An attempt to buy somebody into a line, kind of like a stimulus check.

Someone wanted more people to get in a line, this time a vaccine line, so they started offering everybody a gift card and a donut out of desperation.

by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021

Gods gift

A strain of weed so sweet you could climb the purple fields of Cush and settle yourself between her lovely Indica hips and just feel the positive vibrations.

A truly one of a kind purple Indica goddess

I found an OG who said he has found Gods gift....

Like the real gods gift Purp with the reds and the greens????

Yeah he said he found the one...

by The freshness April 29, 2021

parrot gift

when you pretend to love a gift because you don’t wanna hurt the person’s feelings that you hate it.

Ugh my Aunt gave me a toothbrush for Christmas, that’s such a parrot gift!

by khloerose20 December 23, 2021

Gift day

Gist day is when you give your best friend,
Girlfriend or boyfriend a gift

Hey best friend here you go

Best friend: why are you giving me a gift

Because it’s November 25th give aka gift day!!!

by Baby shark 🦈 November 3, 2019

gift-chron

the act of giving someone free marijuana

sorry i couldnt get you that sweater you wanted for christmas, i got you this gift-chron instead

by redFIVE May 12, 2008

Gift Narc

A person who tells the recipient of a gift what the gift is before the person actually receives it.

During the Christmas Holiday, the wife called her husbands place of employment looking for him. Despite knowing he had stepped out to buy his wife something at Tiffany's, the phone receptionist answered, "He's at Tiffanys shopping."
To which the wife responded, "He's going to but me something at Tiffanys!!!" A co-worker called the phone receptionist a "gift narc" for ruining the holiday surprise.

by bonafied cracker December 30, 2011