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Rapid Gift 

A Rapid Gift is something positive that happens really fast, creating great pleasure for one's self
Gav was lying in bed hanging from a heavy session starving but no energy to move, steeley walks in with a Raspberry trifle & hands it to Gav, Gav virtually jizzes on his pants & snifles the trifle straight up the hooter, absolute rapid gift
Rapid Gift by Turner1888 March 17, 2021
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The gift that keeps on giving 

A person, object, place, or thing that is constantly full of surprises and never fails to impress, giving happiness, joy, or providing endless entertainment.
"You two are literally the gift that keeps on giving, like I can never get bored of you."

God's gift 

weed, marijuana also known as God's gift from heaven
How do you think of marijuana?

God's gift
God's gift by Ronny Lancy September 21, 2005

Three-gift 

To re-gift a re-gift.
I'm all for re-gifting but that candle Jessica gave me is useless so I am going to three-gift it
Three-gift by ederra December 20, 2010

farting gift

(1) Letting out a SBD (Slient But Deadly) fart, right before leaving a room. This works best at a birthday party, but can be done anywhere.
Double points if the party is really boring.
This creates a gift for them. A fart gift.

(2) Giving someone a "fart in a box", as in farting into a box and quickly shutting it and taping out fresh air.

(3) Farting in someones face. Say you have a present for them, and then you fart in there face.
(1) Chase- "Oh man, this is a boring party"

Miles- "No kidding"

Chase- "Lets get going"

Miles- "Ok. Lets leave a farting Gift!"

Chase- "Yeah! *High fives Miles"

Both- *Let out a Silent But Deadly fart, then run*

(2) Travis- *Farts into a nice box, then quickly tapes it shut*

Rick- *Opens Travis' present*

Travis- "Haha (giggles)"

Rick- *Smells the box*

Travis- *LOLs*

Rick- "Ew! Ew!! Ugh!"
Rick- "Ew! Ew! EWWW!! Holy crap! Yuck!"

Travis- *ROFL*

(3) Patrick- "Hey, Bill!"

Bill- "What?"

Patrick- "I got you a present"

Bill- "Really? Thanks bud!"

Patrick- "Ok, close your eyes"

Bill- *Closes eyes*
farting gift by Temari's gurl June 24, 2009

god's gift 

the best kind of weed ever on earth
my homie hooked us up with some god's gift, that stuff is some bomb ass shit!
god's gift by .408:: March 15, 2008