gentleman's relish

Noun: Spunk, jism, come baby gravy. There is actually a brand of anchovy paste in Britain called The Gentleman's Relish - Patum Peperium. Coincidentally, it's rather salty.

Do you like the taste of Gentleman's Relish, babe?
Don't know, never tried it.
Open wide. What's your name by the way?

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

Gentleman's Bet

A bet in which nothing is wagered. The winner recieves nothing but respect.

Guy A: There's no way you're winning this one.
Guy B: Wanna bet?
Guy A: Yeah! It's on!
Guy B: Eat shit because i just won.
Guy A: Well we didn't bet shit so I guess it was a gentleman's bet.

by Jay Danger June 24, 2008

Gentleman Vegetables

Slang term for male genetalia.

I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables than have a female president.

by FreddyGiveHeady July 8, 2009

Gentleman's Lunch

A meal taken in private while evading responsibility and perusing pornography or other sexually explicit material

Bento bow from Sushi King, the lesbian scene from Mulholland Drive: time for Gentleman's Lunch!

by crashcomet December 14, 2010

Rowdy Gentleman

A type of extreme alpha male that can make anybody comfortable in any situation, while typically drinking in excess, chasing young women, being disorderly, participating in extremely adventurous activities, always politically incorrect, and maintains a professional career. Calling a man a rowdy gentleman is one of the highest compliments possible

Joe went out boozing, banged Meghan and her younger sister last night, then made it to the office for a 9am meeting. He is a rowdy gentleman!

by HIPSOUTH June 30, 2016

Gentleman's Breakfast

To wake in the morning and without any notice bury your face and munch the snatch of your wife, girlfriend or date and her snapper is still puffy and wet from the sex romp last night.

Darrell woke at 6:00 in the morning to get ready for work. However, his girlfriend's hot pocket was giving him a morning wink so he dove in and enjoyed a gentleman's breakfast.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2014

gentlemen....

a way to let everyone know that what comes next will make you shit your pants. It is an attention grabber, and it shows that the shit has just hit the fan.

who is that guy? Gentlemen, Wade garrett! Holy shit! Exactly right!

by captain poopypants November 27, 2004