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general herpes

fungus that is spread all over the body, not just on genitals.
Omgrofl! You have general herpes all over you!
by El Nicko June 2, 2008
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Minge Meister General

The individual within a group of young men who is usually most successful attracting ladies whilst out on the pull.

a) It is usually the best looking guy.
b) Or the most suave who has good patter.
c) Or the one that the girls know who has a big penis.

It is a common myth that the 'clown' of the group actually attracts the women because of their 'humour.' In a survey of 100 jellyfish, only 3% said they preferred the clown to the dude.
"Fuckin' hell! Rob's only pulled a smokin' chick again! The lucky cunt! He truly is the minge meister general!"
by Minge Meister Minor August 11, 2007
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To defecate (have a poo) where it is unwise to, or just where you shouldn't.
Hotel Owner: Listen up everyone! I saw one of you giving birth to a general in the burns unit this morning, and I wanna know who!

Confused Man: What?!

Hotel Owner: Someone shat in the shower.
by BringerOfWordsdom September 21, 2009
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General Grievous

General Grievous, who appeared in Star Wars, Episode 3, was a military leader for the Empire. He was a cyborg, possessed of four arms and a cowardly disposition.

Unfortunately, he ended up being a complete and utter disappointment due to the fact that his main tactic was to run away. When he finally did get his robotic hands on four lightstabers, his strategy was to spin them around like a puss as he was slowly dismembered.
we ridin spinnaz we ridin spinnaz we ridin-
*chop! General Grievous loses an arm*
(repeat x4)
by Brassler October 10, 2005
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5 star general

A man who runs the game whatever it may be. In school at work or in the streets. He pull all the tite girls and never forgets the rules ov the game. His life revolves around M.O.E. Money over everything.
Im a 5 Star general so get dont get between me and my money or you will get fucked up.
by fivestarg July 22, 2009
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General Mark Milley

The act of shutting down a popular right wing talking point or narrative.
Named after General Mark Milley, who spoke out in favor of critical race theory amidst the conservative backlash over it.
by Spicyspectrum July 20, 2021
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Optimo General

A person who leads a group of outstanding people towards a great cause. i.e. napoleon, george washington.
That boy Big Ram is tha Optimo General
by Big Ram August 20, 2006
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