gear shift

A sexual act where a women grips a mans penis and moves it in the same way one moves the gear shift on a manual transmission car.
"Yo, diane surprised me with a gear shift last night, blew my load everywhere!"
by Cyanideaddict March 17, 2015
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Gay For Gears

An avid gamer, who actively plays Gears of War, has become extremely addicted to the entire franchise, to the point of taking an essentially homosexual liking to it.

Generally, said gamer can't be held responsible for these tendencies, they were simply born that way, or perhaps the gaming is what inspired them.

Be it nature or nurture, the phenomenon of being Gay for Gears has risen to epic proportions.
Andy: My ipod only plays 20 seconds of this song and skips to the next one! Fuck this!

Brad: Well, it could be worse. You could have a Zune.

Andy: You know, if they made a Gears of War zune I'd totally trade my ipod in for one.

Brad: Um... what?

Andy: Yeah... Im totally Gay for Gears.
by B-Rad G from the Southside October 16, 2008
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Gear Bomb

Someone decked out in tactical gear which is randomly placed, scattered at best, all about their person. Common offenders are pseudo-tactical personnel, or rear echelon mother f*ckers, who have barely dipped their toes into a combat/tactical situation. Generally there is no logical placement for mission essential equipment such as magazine pouches, first aid kits, goggles, radios, etc.
Dude, that admin chick looks like she is about to be strangled by her CamelBak. What a fukkin' Gear Bomb.
by Self-Loathing POG May 03, 2010
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gear friend

(noun)

not a real friend, this is a person who is not regularly invited to one’s house for jam sessions, nor is this a person who one talks to all day long on Facebook messenger. Jam sessions and messages are for real friends.
I see you like to keep your gear friends separate from your real friends.
by Neeneenah August 24, 2019
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Gear head

A nitty who smokes too much or does crack and heroin
Mikey: Did you see jim hes such a gear head
Steve: I know I saw him shooting up the gear head
by chickendip224 December 29, 2021
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gucci gear

Expensive name brand tactical gear and firearms accessories. People will often purchase said gear, but not spend enough money on training, with obvious results.
Tim spent his whole paycheck on Gucci Gear, and doesn’t have any money left for ammo to go to the range.
by Waffenmeister April 06, 2021
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