video game integrity

Video game integrity is a term that existed in $60 AAA Games with no microtransactions/loot boxes to prove other greedy video game companies like Activison, EA, 2K, and others that video game pedophilia is not the way video games should be treated for the sake of revenue and investors. Sucker punch productions has shocked the Internet by surprise when they released a trailer of the multiplayer component for Ghost Of Tsushima, called Legends. It has gained a possible reaction and proven to have ended the PS4 era with a bang. Ghost Of Tsushima: Legends has proved that it's what the gamers truly wanted, a live service game without all the bullshit people has to spend money on shit like costumes or loot boxes. Also it is a way better experience than Marvel's Avengers or Ghost Recon: Breakpoint (More like Pussypoint) to be satisfied of the varieties of missions and enemies to take on. Video game Integrity is been with since pong is first developed in 1958. Let's hope it lasts a 100 years.

Gamer: Ghost Of Tsushima: Legends is the best multiplayer experience I've ever played since black ops.

Idiot: Uhh I believe Marvel's Avengers is a way better experience than some corny ass motherfucker samurai game about killing onis. That game has superheroes and shit. You high asshole?

Gamer: fuck that shit, it has no video game Integrity in it, only pedophilia.

Idiot: what the fuck is video game integrity? Or pedophilia? Is there a game about fucking pedophiles or something?

Gamer: *makes a bruh face*

by RavenTrooper January 26, 2021

adobe flash gambit

When an inadvertent right mouse click causes the menu to pop up on an Adobe Flash window, causing the user to lose control of whatever application they were using, as popularized by online chess personality Jerry (ChessNetwork).

Jerry thought he'd finally taken down the wolfman, but then he got hit with an Adobe Flash Gambit and he was done for.

by JohnMatt December 23, 2014

game sense

A term coined by the gaming community to describe a player's prediction and deductive reasoning abilities.

This guy absolutely has some long-term experience playing this game at a competitive level: he has good game sense, solid aim, and a good understanding of how a round will play out.

by coKe September 11, 2013

Don't hate the player hate the game

Another way of saying don't blame me; this is how the system works.

Don't hate the player hate the game ... Or society made me do it, or the system is flawed and I've figured out how to work it, or everyone else is cheating too, or I hope I don't go to prison.

by halmonkey May 2, 2013

Gamer Rage

You don't wanna come across a Gamer with a burning rage, this is the most dangerous apex predator you could ever meet. This happens when a Gamer is interrupted, dies a lot, or is mocked in game leading them to exceed the limits of human emotion. In this state no one within a 500 mile radius is safe, one wrong move and you could be incinerated by the touch of these entities. They have the power to rip anything to shreds, usually the very device that gave them the rage. May lord have mercy on those who come in contact with such a force of nature.

It looks like Daniel has gamer rage, please don't approach him as he can and will end your life.

by SonicchronicleX December 9, 2019

gambledygoop

when a man with a intricate knowlege of bagels and specialty cream cheeses ejaculates in the back seat of a delivery truck. two employees borrow the truck to pick up food and discover a large quantity of steamy creamy gamble jizzum

you find a cum puddle aka gambledygoop covering the seat of a domino's delivery car, UPS truck, etc...

by Juncmastr0822 February 16, 2009

gamers fatigue

When a gamers level of skill decreases due to per-longed gaming session. Usually happens after playing more than 1 and a half hours of on-line multiplayer games, but can sometimes also occur when a player attempts to beat an entire game campaign in one go.

Guy 1: Dude yesterday when i played in your MW2 party YOU SUCKED BALLS!
Guy 2: Yeah by the time you joined my party yesterday, i had gamers fatigue.
Guy 1: WHATEVER!!! n00b!!!!
Guy 2: Seriously man, f u!

by Pelizo January 18, 2010