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The Gatsby Effect

When the subject becomes wrapped up in feelings that are dictated by the need for an unobtainable dream. The person can seem incredible irrational and borderline obsessive. The subject may or may not be aware of dream being unattainable. If they are aware, a dilemma most often will occur in regards to pursuing the goal or dropping it. While one answer seems correct to outside people, they will seem equally as hard to the subject.
'Why doesn't Fred just stop talking to Sally. He has to know nothing is there for him. He is simply wasting his time trying hook up with her again. Ok, maybe they had something 7 years ago but come on he just needs to move on'

'He is a classic example of The Gatsby Effect.'
by Derek, R July 1, 2008
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Great Gatsby

The act of Eiffel Towering a girl while cheering a Nattie or Keystone Light. Patented in THE Ohio State University by the bros of 1830. Also some book
Shaf: Did you see that asian chick?
Matt: We'll Great Gatsby that this weekend
Vince: THERE IT IS!!!
by 1830 Bros January 24, 2011
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Goatsy Mare

1. A man's asshole, usually stretched in nature. 2. A popular internet video depicting the stretching of a man's asshole. 3. A goat that may come across as being a little bit sexy.
1. Omg.. i just got boned in the goatsy mare.
2. Holy ^%$^ i just watched goatsy mare, and it was hot!
3. Damn, id give anything to get with that goatsy mare.
by Macgrubski24 June 16, 2010
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The Great Gatsby

To attempt to cum into a girl's mouth, but miss. Named after the novel, "The Great Gatsby".
Person 1: Julian tried to cum into this chick's mouth, but his cum didn't shoot far enough and completely missed the target.

Person 2: That sucks! Julian pulled "The Great Gatsby".
by Average Angel September 16, 2011
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Goatse Winfrey

The specific look on Oprah Winfrey's face as she said the now famous line "9000 penises all raping children".

May also refer to a large black woman stretching her anus open to shoplift.
Luke: "Did you see that Goatse Winfrey trying to steal a pair of overalls?"

Sam: "No, but did you see Oprah yesterday?"
by Oprahs biggest fan March 20, 2009
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goatse

1. Applying muscular pressure to the anus, resulting in the self extraction of the rectum. (both voluntary, or involuntary)

Background:
A video called "goatse" was posted on steakandcheese.com in 2002. In it was an anal gangbang in which the FEMALE throws her legs over her head, and squeezes out her rectum (as if a flower is blooming). The males proceed to fornicate with the rectum while it is extracted.

A picture called "goatse" was posted on rotten.com back in 2002. In it was a weightlifting accident in which the weightlifter's rectum exploded out of his anus while attempting a squat exercise.
"That cum-farter is so loose that he/she can goatse."

"If you attempt to squat an excessive amount of weight, you will goatse."
by Skad8erateher May 8, 2009
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goats

another name for malware (virus, spyware) on computers
Nathans computer was infected with goats from watching mass amounts of online pornographic videos.
by wierdo424 July 8, 2009
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