jamming glove

Masturbating.

"I totally caught him jamming glove on the couch when he thought no one was home."

by shit hammer April 23, 2013

glove of shame

Latex glove typically worn by a female when fingering a guys butthole and giving head.

Come on baby, I know it’s our first date but if I eat your taco won’t you glove of shame me?

by HungOverit June 02, 2021

soggy glove

A glove, that has had 5 separate penises ejaculate into a different finger each. The glove is then gifted to a female.

Dave, Scott, Tony, Malcolm and I are going to do a soggy glove for Nancy later.

by TerribleTrevorTheTomcat November 19, 2017

shrimp gloves

A badass human whose friends called him “hands” in high school.

Watch yourself, or shrimp gloves will snatch yo bitch!

by The real New Guy October 01, 2020

washing the glove

When you nut in your palm and then fist a bitch.

Me and my old lady are planning on washing the glove tonight.

by smackmondo February 19, 2018

Gentlemen's Glove

A Johnny, a rubber, the ultimate weapon of defence for a man of no commitment

Jeeves, fetch the gentlemen's glove, I require a posh wank.

by dwarvenrogue April 27, 2016

Rubber glove

A glove that goes on the hands, mostly blue in color, and mostly used in the medical field for sanitary reasons.

The doctors are required to use rubber gloves when working with patients.

by Anonymous35927 March 08, 2021