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Glove Vagina

A hole in the leather on the inside of a baseball glove (often occurring in older worn out gloves).
When the coach says "Why didn't you throw the ball", the player says "It got stuck in my Glove Vagina and I couldn't get the ball out."
by SanfordBraun November 9, 2010
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Gloombt

Describes the mood of one in a perpetual state of self-loathing and depression.
A gloombt Hershman cut a sorry figure in the crowd, upon learning that there was no peanut butter left.

Having had sex with one too many girls, Hershman's blue balls made him all the more gloombt.

As the kind chef at Subway accidently puts salad in Hershman's sandwich, he is immediately overwhelmed by a cloud of gloombt.
by The Gloombtmeister February 14, 2012
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gloomingly

The adverbification of "gloomy". Often used by misplaced sun worshipers and online dating professionals posing as innocent newcomers.
I just got back to this gloomingly wet city last night from a biz trip.
by MrTheNow December 1, 2013
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Glory rip

A long final hitting a juul, bong, or blunt
Zcam: let me get my juul back
Ryan: just let me get a my glory rip
by Zcam February 2, 2017
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glossy taco

Slang used in the nail art world meaning "glossy top coat", because of the similarity in the pronunciation of the two phrases. The phrase was coined and made popular by famous nail 'artist' Cristine Rotenberg (Simply Nailogical) after she created, climbed and conquered Polish Mountain.
Add a nice thick coat of glossy taco then let that dry because we're gonna add nail vinyls next!
by jonesie2476 July 30, 2017
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Gloribel

Gloribel is not the typical name but its

Unique. The name is a Hispanic name .Gloribel is the type of girl who is shy at first but when u meet her she will make u laugh. She is really funny and weird.She the type of girl u would want to a club with she so fun and has so much energy.Even when theres some bad things happening u wont see her sad.She hates being sad and hates seeing other people sad.She loves to cheer people up.She is the most beautiful girl you will ever met.She is goofy.But don't get on her bad side because she has a bunch of attitude.She is just the goofy pretty weird girl.( aslo she has a nice body) 😉
Boy - bro who is that she mad pretty Friend- oh that's gloribel she mad pretty and goofy Boy- damn i wish i would go out with her.
by boo 🌸🌸🌸 January 2, 2019
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Gloriann

Gloriann is someone who is smart, beautiful; she is basically perfect in every way possible. She is someone who cares for other and tries to help them.
Me: I met this perfect person. Her name is Gloriann.
You: Damn I wish I could meet her.
by Zelulciel MorningStar September 21, 2021
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