Girlfriend 

person that is a female and is yours forever. Goodluck dinguses. (no goodluck u newbs) teehee.

My girlfriend sucks bc i dont have one. Im 11 u dingus. hahahaha newb

Girlfriend by ur average school kid November 17, 2021

Girlfriend 

A girlfriend is something every man (woman if you're gay) wants. You always want to make them happy, and when she's sad, so are you. You always want to make her happy, cuddle her with your arms. You cuddle with her close when it's cold. And when she's sad, you feel sad too, or spend hours trying to calm her down. When she's angry at someone either you are too or you defend her or try to calm her down. A girlfriend is something you'll never have, but always wish you did. (the stuff below is kinda cringe tbh)

Alex: Oh look, your gf is crying over there-
Y/N: -runs off to find your imaginary girlfriend-
Alex: o-o dude she's not actually crying I was jokin' she not even real-

Girlfriend by RANDOM HOT CHEETO November 25, 2021

Girlfriend 

The thing that speaks all the day, and make yo balls and wallet empty

You fucked wit yo dad's girlfriend ?

Girlfriend by YourDadCameBackFromTheGroceryS November 28, 2021

Girlfriend 

Something you can’t get because she doesn’t like you back and that she will never talk to you for the rest of your existence. She thinks that your ugly and will never speak to you again. And your just standing there depressed not knowing what to do. Lonely, sad, hurt.

Girlfriends hurt you inside especially when you show them love everyday.

Girlfriend by Ugmwb127 December 5, 2021

Girlfriend 

Something you can’t get because she doesn’t like you back and that she will never talk to you for the rest of your existence. She thinks that your ugly and will never speak to you again. And your just standing there depressed not knowing what to do. Lonely, sad, hurt.

Girlfriends hurt you inside especially when you show them love everyday.

Girlfriend by Ugmwb127 December 5, 2021

Girlfriend 

Something you will never have loser!😁

Boy1.” When will I get a girlfriend?”
Boy2.”never cuz ur are a loser”

Girlfriend by Urmum!😌 December 11, 2021

girlfriend 

okay this is one for all my fellow males out there
1. you won't get one
2. they are too complex to understand

yeah I'm gay how did you know?

joe: yeah man I just got a girlfriend!
jeff: dude you gotta wake up and they're too complex to understand, are you outta your mind?

girlfriend by AtOneWithTheSussy December 28, 2021