forgetful

retarted, not knowing what you are doing where you are and why in the hell why you went were you did...also see alcohol

I am a very forgetful person

by Kaylee November 18, 2002

fire-and-forget

When someone sends you a text message, and after you respond, doesn't send you anything back. The sender fires the text and forgets, intentionally or not, to respond.

-I replied to Billy an hour ago, and he hasn't said anything about the party yet.
-musta been a fire-and-forget.

by nickib July 31, 2011

Don't forget to bring a towel

Also, said as a response to, "I'm gonna go drop the (Cosby) kids off at the pool." as a way to remind someone to make sure there is toilet paper.

Person A: "I'm gonna go drop the Cosby kids off at the pool."
Person B: Have fun, don't forget to bring a towel!

by JARNYC January 23, 2008

furglet

A small ball of wool, fur, hair, or lint, adhered or stuck to your clothing or inside your belly button.

Sally you've got a plethora of red furglets on your black sweater!

This morning I woke up with a furglet in my belly button.

by agreewithmee July 8, 2011

Frugetful

That cheap asshole who conveniently forgets their money whenever you go out.

I hate Janet so much. Whenever we go out she always "forgets" to bring her money so I have to pay.

Person 2: She sounds Frugetful

by Qpar1915 June 10, 2015

forgetfulness

TO ALWAYS FORGET SOMETHING DUMMY!

Oh no I forgot to clean my room.(forgetfulness)

by LEE1928374650 November 11, 2015

furgery

Noun.

(FER-jer-ee)

The act of having to precisely remove some portion of an animal's (usually a pet's) fur to separate the animal from an undesirable substance without harming the animal.

"I had to perform emergency furgery on our cat Marty today. He stepped in his poop and was tracking it all over the house!"

by Amiiigo!!! September 27, 2020