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i'm fucked!

ideally no way to win or succede
being without an out or escape
i wrecked my old man's t-bird, now i'm fucked!
i got john's old lady pregnant i'm fucked!
the kid's don't have school today i'm fucked!
oh no there's jenny i'm fucked!
by LesCrapp May 27, 2006
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Mentally Fucked

1. Adj. When one crosses the boundary of stupid and seems as if the person is a goner when it comes to seeming normal in society.

2. Verb. When one confuses another to the point of brain shutdown causing massive stupidity.
1. (Kid air boxes in front of his mirror and accidentally makes contact causing the glass to shatter.)
"This kid is Mentally Fucked."

2. J: "Wassup Dre?"

Dre: "Nothing much just going to look out for the blue areas to avoid being crashed into by private jets due to hp laptops downloading tiger porn."

J: "Wait hold up,, wait . WTF??"

(This kid was just Mentally Fucked.)
by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012
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Sphincter fucked

1) literally the act of deep penetration through any orfice, that is deep enough to contact a sphincter of any kind.

2)A meaning of severe mis-fourtune or bad luck, extremely worse than just being screwed, or fucked, or fucked dry.
A)Holly shit man, did you see that girl get sphincter fucked, i can't believe she took all 14 inches of that!

B)Damn IRS, they really sphincter fucked me this year!
by IrishEyez October 13, 2005
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Fucked

When nothing goes your way and there is nothing you can do about it.
dude #1 "dude, I totally just had the most life changing shit ever, I was pushing so fucking hard, all my blood went downstairs, giving me a boner, so I couldn't piss straight, now it's all over my nanas bathroom, plus, I still can't get this shit out!"

dude #2 "you're so fucked"
by Rectum Mc Foreskin! April 26, 2009
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fucked-upgrade

A software upgrade that is somehow not as good as good as the software it replaced.
"I just downloaded the fucked-upgrade of Photoshop and now you can't 'undo', you can only 'step backwards'.

"The new version of such and such trashed my hard drive. That's one fucked-upgrade."

1.: I guess they came up with a new fucked-upgrade to Yahoo! Mail. You DL it?

2.: Nope.

1.: Me neither.
by Mooderator September 4, 2007
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Fucked the Couch

To mess something up in an open and obvious way, which negatively affects those around you.
Worker 1: Why didn't you complete your part of the project? Our deadline is tomorrow and we were counting on you.

Worker 2: Sorry, I really fucked the couch on this one.
by ThePostman177 June 18, 2018
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"Fucked"boy

"Fucked"boy refers to the state in which the typical homosexual Fuckboy uses, breaks the heart of, or otherwise plays with the feelings of another gay in order to benefit themselves whilst damaging the other person in the process, the person "Fucked" over by the the Fuckboy is then referred to as the "Fucked"boy.
Adam: 'and so he left me.. hasn't called me since tuesday... what a fuckboy.'
Alex: Typical fuckboy, can't believe he wasted >>6 MONTHS<< of your time.
Adam: Guess that puts me into the hall of fame of all his "Fucked"boys
by Flame-Of-Furi May 19, 2018
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