by pickadicka. August 26, 2020
Get the flouting mug.Small amounts of feces that are accidentally ejected during a robust breaking of wind. Similar to a shart, but with less volume. Greatly increases toilet paper consumption and can lead to a rash when not treated. Most common with those who treat farting as performance art.
Dude 1: “Dude, my crack feels moist from that last cheek flapper and it’s driving me crazy! I guess I’ll have to go wipe off that fart frosting AGAIN!”
Dude 2: “I feel ya, at least with a shart, it’s over and done with. The last time my wife made kale, I had enough frosting to decorate a cake, and went through a whole roll of toilet paper in a day!”
Person 1: “Why does Bill keep leaving his desk to go to the bathroom? I haven’t seen him drink anything all day”
Person 2: “If you were his cube mate you’d know. He’s been cutting muffins all day. He probably needs to take care of some fart frosting before he gets a rash.”
Dude 2: “I feel ya, at least with a shart, it’s over and done with. The last time my wife made kale, I had enough frosting to decorate a cake, and went through a whole roll of toilet paper in a day!”
Person 1: “Why does Bill keep leaving his desk to go to the bathroom? I haven’t seen him drink anything all day”
Person 2: “If you were his cube mate you’d know. He’s been cutting muffins all day. He probably needs to take care of some fart frosting before he gets a rash.”
by Uncle Chunky September 29, 2019
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When a trick puts it out there but their just fakin' it and your like come on now no need to be a hoe.
by Chuck Janos June 13, 2007
Get the Frontin' mug.Frusting is the act of saving frust(dead skin foot particles)and storing them in a contatiner. Frusting happens when a male and female are having sex. As the male is going at it he secretly grabs a hand full of frust. At the moment of male climax he pulls out and busts a load on the females face and at the same time he whips the hand full of frust upon her gooey face. (Can also be used as frusted)
Shelp planned on Frusting that hoe but wasn't in on it by himself. As he busted on her face Shelp's buddy ran in the room and tossed frust in her face as he yelled "Frusty" and then ran out of the room.
by Mikey West June 2, 2008
Get the Frusting mug.by Brie December 1, 2004
Get the Frosting Weasel mug.When taking notes digitally (on a tablet or computer, duh!), one becomes excessively focused on fiddling with the font or perfecting the page layout, almost always resulting in a lack of attention to the actual content of the subject being studied. Fonting produces visually appealing class notes but a lack of real comprehension of those notes.
Are you sure your fonting is not coming at the expense of your comprehension?
The less you font, the more you focus;
Excessive fonting leads to excessive ignorance;
The more you font, the less you know;
The more you font, the prettier your words ! (and pretty words are really useful, right? NOT!!)
The less you font, the more you focus;
Excessive fonting leads to excessive ignorance;
The more you font, the less you know;
The more you font, the prettier your words ! (and pretty words are really useful, right? NOT!!)
by natanzel February 11, 2015
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