fried eggs

Small, virtually flat breasts (egg white), with only a tiny nipple (egg yolk) protruding.

We were considering stopping at Denny's after the bar, but Calista offered to serve up her own fried eggs at home.

by Herbie Herbruck August 29, 2003

fried

Drained of energy; mentally tired.
tired

Man that class was too much. My brain is so fried.

by crypto-jypto July 24, 2003

fried chicken

An assumed "food group" believed to regularly be consumed and by black people.

Toho: "Damn nigga, I's be needin's some fried chicken nigga."
Yoyo: "Nigga damn, that's why dems honkeys always be thinkins' we always eaten fried chicken and wata' melon b!tch!"
Toho: "sh!t. . . (pause) . . . I know! Lets go get some Big Macs from McD's!"
Yoho: "Word B!tch, now dats how we do, we be GANGSTA!."

by duskins July 19, 2006

fraternity leave

When you miss work due to your partying the night before, much like a parent misses work for the birth of their baby.

After last night, Steve was so hungover that he needed to take a fraternity leave

by 4qmmt January 28, 2010

Fried egg tits

Tits so saggy and deflated that they look like two fried eggs

That chicks tits are gross, it looks as if two fried eggs where attached to her flat chest

by eboogyman February 7, 2003

Kentucky Fried Cunt

An east coast bitch who thinks she knows how to make black people pancakes. She is an attention whore with ninja like ways who pretends to like watermelon, grape soda and chicken just to fit in but is in fact is allergic to them. This term is best used for road rage and bitch fights downtown after too many appletinis. She also eats cheerios without sugar. Which is way fucked up. Kentucky Fried fucked up. What a cunt.

"Look at the Kentucky Fried Cunt! Dancing like she know her Justin Timberlake. What a fucking cunt!"

by jess dillmeister March 8, 2015

thats fried

Thats crazy , funny , weird or all

Did ye see that guy at that rave At the weekend he was pure fried him wae the cone on his head

I know thats fried

by CL19 May 24, 2017