Skip to main content

Fuck it Forward

The act of behaving sub-optimally in the present, based on a personal belief that the future consequences will be less painful/bothersome than current optimal behavior.
Since I already knew I was never going to work with numbers, I decided to fuck it forward and flunk out of my math class.
by MrMeanwhile April 20, 2021
mugGet the Fuck it Forward mug.

Best hat forward

To do your best forward facing skills at things
I did so well at work today because I had my best hat forward
by Rygarmurph May 31, 2021
mugGet the Best hat forward mug.
When a girl is leading you on and it’s working, you turn your ski mask forwards to imply your excited
Girl: *send nudes*
Guy: *turning your ski mask forwards*
by IsSyrupARock April 25, 2022
mugGet the Turning your ski mask forwards mug.

The Great Leap Forward

The above title is one of the Mao Zedong's chronic brain farts.
No government has killed more people through incompetence and stupitidy than the People's Republic of China, chink commies are in a class of their own. This utopian leap took place from 1958 to 1962 where the intension was rapidly industrialize the country by producing steel with primitive backyard furnaces caused one of the largest famine in human history – no one knows the exact death toll but estimates range from 15 to 55 million who starved to death during its worst years 59 - 61. And of course, according to the official truth the scapegoats were like always "hostile western forces."

Deng Xiaoping combined Mao's ruthlessness without his incompetence, Xi Jinping, a.k.a. Winnie the Pooh kills too, he has focused on the Uyghur minority and of course other regular stuff like the genocide in Tibet.
by O. W. Tongueincheek July 6, 2024
mugGet the The Great Leap Forward mug.
The last thing you'd wanna hear after a job interview, especially when you thought you did well
*receives email notification*
email: We HaVe DeCiDeD tO mOvE fOrWaRd WiTh OtHeR cAnDiDaTeS aT tHiS tImE
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUU
mugGet the we have decided to move forward with other candidates at this time mug.
<.7.9.7.6>The Inspiration Behind ANd Progressively Forwards Of Stinknits Is Imaweli<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6>The Inspiration Behind ANd Progressively Forwards Of Stinknits Is Imaweli<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6>The Inspiration Behind ANd Progressively Forwards Of Stinknits Is Imaweli<.7.9.7.6.> mug.
<.7.9.7.6>The Backwards Shuffle Back Smack For Forward thinkers Like Jahkoy<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6>The Backwards Shuffle Back Smack For Forward thinkers Like Jahkoy<.7.9.7.6.>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6>The Backwards Shuffle Back Smack For Forward thinkers Like Jahkoy<.7.9.7.6.> mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email