Drive Thru Football

The act of ordering food from a fast food restaurant at the drive thru. Then after ordering someone from your car hops out before the pick up window dressed as a football player. Once the worker hands the food out the window, you run in between the car and window and take the food and spike it down and yell touchdown while doing a crazy dance.

Chris: "Dude what did you do today?"
Matt: "We played drive thru football, and I scored 2 touchdowns!"

by mjbt October 10, 2011

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City high football

A team where losing is a tradition

City high football sucks

by Sloppytoppy6969 September 3, 2019

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Foozballitis

A sharp pain in the tendons of your arm that you get when you play fooball too often. It disables you from easy, everyday tasks such as making a fist, doing push-ups, or simply masturbating. It feels like your tendons are very crusty.

Guy: "Ah man, I have the worst foozballitis. My tendons are all crusty!"

by Tommy Boy G December 20, 2007

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Estonian Football

A game where the goal is to kick each other's testicles until one person either gives up and leaves or passes out from

the pain. The winner is the last man standing, who usually wins a bet of sorts.

Hey, wanna play some Estonian Football?

Nah, both my balls died since the last time we played

by weednosethereindeer January 14, 2022

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Wok Football

Popularised by football Youtuber hughwizzy, the term 'Wok Football' is used to describe a football team (commonly Arsenal) playing passes around the 18 yard box, with no real gameplan or identity.

This Wok Football is unbelievable, Arsenal are such frauds

by deck0 April 8, 2022

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