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fluffet

noun. masculine.
A fluffy cat. Typically adorable.
Perons: "Aww, what a fluffy cat!"
Fluffet: "Meow."
by RogueShadow May 30, 2011
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mutt fluff

The term used for wetbacks hair. When wetbacks swim across their sewer canal aka the river.
Kristin- Eww that wetbacks hair is nappy!
Kayle- No, it's not it's mutt fluff Nappy is nigger hair!!
by Veronnika January 2, 2008
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Fluffernut

The tangled ball of cat hair that clings to clothing, couches, fabrics etc. Fluffernuts usually come in large numbers and can be very aggravating.
Cliff did not look professional for the big business meeting for he had been petting his calico and was covered in fluffernuts.
by Simulais September 1, 2010
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Cop Fluffer

Someone that will do anything to associate with police officers or be friends with one because they can't become a cop. Basically, they blow any cop they find because they idol worship them.
A: "Matt just bought a 1998 Crown Vic police interceptor because he's in the Junior Police Academy"

B: " He is such a Cop Fluffer."
by baghdadmp June 20, 2008
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tennis fluffer

A tennis hitting partner; someone who helps in preparation for the 'big match'.
I'm heading to the US Open. I think my odds are great and my tennis fluffer is just fantastic...
by YAWA January 31, 2020
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To Fluff

When a woman is to embarrassed to fart so she leaves the room to fart in the bathroom. Fart is silent but deadly.
Maria is having a dinner party, she needs to fart but to embarrassed to fart in front of her friends. Maria gets up and tells her friends she is going to powder her nose. Maria went " to fluff"
by Princessssss_1 August 25, 2013
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Fluff Wife

A non-working wife, usually either an expat or very wealthy. Fluff Wives are not the primary caregiver for their children. That is the job of the maid/nanny.

A Fluff Wife 'fills' up her days fluffing around with prolonged visits to the salon, meeting friends for morning coffee, lunch or afternoon coffee and obviously spending lots of time shopping.

All the above activities will be carried out in the company of other Fluff Wives. The main topics of conversation are 1) Gossip, 2) Gossip, 3) Gossip, 4) Competing stories of their 'exceptional' child/ren's antics and 5) Name dropping.
A Fluff Wife and her friends some of the other Fluff Wives gathered at the salon for a creme bath and pedicure session, followed by coffee at Starbucks.

"Oh" said Agatha, "You'll never guess who has been invited to perform at the embassy party next week, my little Jimmy of course. Such an angelic voice he has. The Ambassador must of heard him sing at the school concert last week."
by Tig-ger July 6, 2009
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