Fecebooking

To facebook while on the crapper. Perusing facebook during the act of defecation.

Etymology "Fece" - feces + "booking" - facebooking

You got a stomach flu or something?
Nah I was fecebooking...

I'm not using that iphone. I know you were fecebooking!

by Heuronimus March 26, 2010

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Fiece

a combination of the words "fake" and "niece," usually used in reference to a best friend's or family friend's daughter.

usually used in the south, where the friends of parents are referred to as "aunt" and "uncle" even thought there is no blood relation.

may also be interpreted as a combination of "faux" and "niece"

I'm going to the park with my best friend and my fiece.

by csmurr September 9, 2010

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feces

(fee*seez)
-noun
1. Poo. Poopie. Doodoo. Human waste and/or excrement.
-noun
2. As per the movie "Donnie Darko"; baby mice.

1. Ma'am? I think you need to change your baby's diaper. It smells like feces in here.
2. Girl #1: "I heard there were feces EVERYWHERE!"
Girl #2: "What's feces?"
Girl #1: "Baby mice."
Girl #1 & #2: "Awwwwwww!"

by Mr.3d PHD March 11, 2008

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flecky

To go into an uncontrolled rage. Losing ones temper.
Often used in the context "Take a flecky".

After being warned once, and then again about my bad behaviour in class, the teacher took a flecky and threw the wooden chalkboard duster at me!

by scottsflecky February 26, 2010

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fecenoculars

blowing hershey squirts into the toliet, then dipping your testicles into the toliet, and then proceeding to drop your testicles in another person's eyesockets. Only can be done when the person giving the fecenoculars goes up 3.

Eric gave Chris an uncalled for dirty munch while he was koed to danny diveto, so Chris retaliated by giving Eric fecenoculars.

by TearDrop April 25, 2005

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