flard

a combination of lard and fat

I need to exercise to get rid of this flard.

by Kelly May 2, 2003

flargged

verb (flargg'd)
see also flarg, flargging/flarggin'

1. Having accomplished nothing, often because of being in a state of stoned conciousness.
2a. Having been together with friends who have a common interest in weed, which resulted in minimal output of work save for baking a batch of cookies.
2b. Or if everyone was flargged to the extreme, having eaten raw cookie dough because baking would have meant work.

1. Frank, Joe, Chet, Callie and Iola flargged all night and in the process smoked an ounce of weed.
2. "Hey Kevin, what did you get up to last night"
"Not much, some buddies came over, we played some poker but pretty much just flargged."
3. "I flargg'd all week and I have my midterm tomorrow, I'm totally going to fail that sh**"

by Matt Snowball February 8, 2007

flarblarg

Something that is so rediculous you can't express it in real words.

Matt: I shit on a salamander
Katy: That's flarblarg!

by runningfreak January 18, 2008

flarko

n. one who is flabbily fat.

That girl that sat in front of Skah and flashed her buttcrack for like half an hour is such a flarko.
(But her friend was cute.)

by skymase90 December 20, 2008

Flargleplob

the word that surpasses mosquito.

Did you see how big that flargleplob was?

by Darkmainiac July 9, 2009

flarginsnarf

a word for the most coolest people EVER

john: hey ben, your so flarginsnarf!
ben: thanks :)

by impeterpan(8) October 16, 2009

Flargerdorf

to angrily slap your partners' head during sexual intercourse.

Bob: dude, how was it with Sharron last night?

Bill: man..... it was awesome i totally Flargerdorfed her!

by Bobsagetsgoldfish July 6, 2010