Fack

THE GROSSEST SONG EVERR! eminemis dirty and very discusting. but funny at the very same time

eminem- SHOVE A GERBIL UP MY ASS THROUGH A TUBE!

person watching the video- OMG OMG fack is soooooo funny

by fackisfunny February 8, 2009

fackquin

Are you fucking kidding me???
Basically used by losers who have to be annoying and use that word.
Also used to insult southern people's accent.

"Whoa, that guy just ate a ton of apples in a minute."
"Wow, that's fackquin crazy."
"Hey, I live in Texas, and you'd better not be making fun of me."

by Mike Delquert November 5, 2006

Facking

Like the word "fucking" except with an A instead of a U. Used to exaggerate a feeling or emotion. Invented by Laura Sides but stolen by Ryan Pate.

I can't FACKING believe Ryan Pate is such a plagiarizer.

by Sidesofbacon November 12, 2014

facked

past tense of fack; also see fuck

yeah, see that girl over there? we totally facked.

by shhhhhhamalamadingdong December 16, 2007

Flaccid Academia

The act of being willing to study, all research, texts and supplies are at hand before you yet you cant quite get into the work. All your resources are laid out before you ready like a lover on a bed yet you just cant get in the mood/ it up.

"Dude i have a savage case of Flaccid Academia, i sat with my mac open in front of me for 2 hours and did not write a thing! I was totally floppy!"

by Elging November 10, 2009

flacc'

pronounced like glass with an f. Short for flaccid. Means not cool.

hey bro that was pretty flacc'

by flaccman November 3, 2018

fack

Synonymous with the word 'fuck.' Notably used in cases where the writer does not know (American) English well and in attempt to sound out the word while applying his known letter/pronunciation set results in a slightly mangled but understandable version of the word.

Example at engrish.com, where some silly Japanese bastard decided to spraypaint profanities on the wall yet failed in his (American) English spelling:
Fack You Man

(alternately pronounced as 'fack', similar to the word 'fact', to those who find such objects of Japanese word scrambling humorous and to explicitly specify that you are not saying the word 'fuck', but rather the word 'fack')

by Stimar May 7, 2003