by i h8 fixies June 23, 2011
Get the Fietsen mug.After a large meal of bean soups or plain beans, you might end up farting to the point where your suficated in your own fart stench. You may get woozy and major dumpage but after about 20 - 40 minutes, the stench may drift away.
He woke up at 12:02 AM and said to his Mom "Mom. I have Bean-Farts." so his Mom walked up to him and said "ooh honey stand outside for a second you smell really bad. After take a shower."
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Get the party farts mug.A very common figurative way of suggesting or actually solving a series of crises in some context or other.
Jane as mother had a day of "putting out fires", as she resolved minor crisis' for different members of her family. Finding her son Tommy's lost pet bunny, salvaging daughter Katie's science project after it fell off the table and broke, picking-up hubby's dry cleaning and various other little dramas strewn in her path.
by Zeddie April 6, 2010
Get the Putting out fires mug.Badger farts are farts that rise from a badger burrow.
Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.
Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.
Ralph and Cindy Lou had finished the wine, and had settled into some gentle frenching, when they heard a "whoof" from underground and saw a green cloud drifting toward them
"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.
"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.
"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.
"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.
by scodder May 18, 2010
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