Stink finger

Any of the fab five are prospects, but suspect would be the guilty finger who forced entry into the walls of a genital only to make out with an odorous stink finger..ooh wee

Jerry and Larry were cruising the boulevard on a Friday night and they were so into exchanging sniffs from eacother's stink finger from their dates that night that they ran a red light and didn't even realize they did.

by Roobeer March 12, 2020

business finger

descriptive term for the ever popular middle finger,the finger most favored by those flipping the bird and amateur gynecologists alike...

Paul was known to make use of his business finger when a car cut him off on the highway....

by sheila in the car January 22, 2010

grinch finger

1. an extremely giant potent bud of marijuina resembling the Grinch's finger

2. an over sized conglomerate of a single bud of marijuina

"Dude, I bought the dankest grinch finger the other night....want hit it?"

by ish-daddy April 9, 2008

Satan's Finger

Sharp, knife like pain that randomly strikes your asshole, especially at inconvenient times.

While talking to my boss about a hoped for promotion, I unexpectedly received Satan's Finger

by Bobbylicious1 April 16, 2012

Mustard Finger

When a person goes to itch the inside of there ass cheeks not knowing that they previously did not wiped good enough. When they pull there finger back out and look at it, it has a light brownish tint covering it from sweat and feces that resembles mustard.

Dude my asshole was itching bad. I should have done a safety swipe before i scratched it because I ended up with mustard finger.

by Cangri518 September 6, 2011

Finger clap

The finger clap, as opposed to clapping your hands or snapping your fingers, combines both. The index finger taps the thumb repreatedly to convey a subtle but visible expression of approval, be it sarcastic or sincere.

Julie: I got a B on my physics final.
Tonya: *finger claps*

by ay_wey December 15, 2019

Chode Fingers

1. Someone who has really fat fingers

Hey Dylan how do you dial a phone with those Chode Fingers.

by Heavy Toast May 22, 2009