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As difficult as finding Nemo

Getting admitted into the army is as difficult as finding nemo
by UncleJudd January 2, 2020
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Flandering

verb. to flander.
To have such a friendly, (Ned Flanders-like) attitude, that it allows people to take advantage of it and walk all over you.
"My brother is too generous for his own good. If he keeps flandering around like this, he'll wind up getting fucked over by an scam artist!"

"You need to stick up for yourself, boy! No son of mine will let people flander him!"
by dmueller_art December 31, 2009
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Kentucky Fried Fingerin’

Fingering a girl with a chicken drumstick from a KFC 5-dollar-fill-up box, making her exceedingly wet, and then proceeding to lick the combination of bread crumbs and pussy juice off your fingers while looking here dead in the eye saying “It’s finger lickin’ good.”
How was your date with Jessica last night?
It was great! After we went out to KFC I gave her a Kentucky Fried Fingerin’.
I bet it was finger lickin’ good.
by WalkBT April 20, 2018
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Fingering

A thing a guy does to their girlfriend when they're too much of a pussy to fuck them
"God man, grow balls and fuck Angela, stop fingering her."
by Blindish October 12, 2017
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fingering the grandma

doing or keeping e.one story I herd about this unusual term is that some old folk acidentaly mistook there grand childs drug stash as medication. invibed and became more um comfortable with sexual activity than they had been in years. in other words an example of the power of the drug.
by anita bigdick May 24, 2004
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chicken fingering

When someone puts a chicken finger inside of themselves for pleasure. Then eating it for flavor.
Rebecca was chicken fingering herself at the restaurant and was asked by the waiter to leave and never cum back.
by HomerJaySimpson11 August 24, 2016
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finding nemo

what 'disney' movies have become now that they have joined forces with 'pixar' for an eternity... you decide:
by The Paradiddle Pro October 18, 2004
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