syphon filter

1. Descriptive Noun. Used to describe a videogame that just keeps coming out in order to make people stop buying games in an overcrowded genre.
2. Diet Splinter Cell

Who the fuck is Gabe Logan? I thought his name was Sam Fischer...
or...
Another WWII game? How many times can one storm Normandy Beach?

by Uh oh! Spaggetti-O's June 4, 2005

Filterbation

The act of placing your genitals within sufficient proximity to the filter jet which circulates the water in a pool in order to pleasure one's self.

Jeff hasn't moved from that spot along the side of the pool in over ten minutes, he must be filterbating. Filterbation is best accomplished when no one else is around...

by xxCriticalMassxx Classy Masi August 6, 2011

Filter Fucked

When you accidentally put the wrong end of a cigarette in your mouth, light it and take a drag experiencing the worst taste imaginable, usually when your inebriated or at night, or both.

Donny: Can I bum a stogey dude?
Danny: Sure...
Donny: (Drunkenly takes Dannys lucky stoge and lights it) Awww what the feck man I lit the wrong end!

Danny: HA you got filter fucked, that's what you get for stealing my lucky and forgetting to flip it!

by ARodRodrigues July 12, 2014

filthesaurus

A fictional thesaurus of filthy words for sex or anything or anyone.

The Urban Dictionary is a great filthesaurus. Tom has mastered his filthesaurus in talking dirty sex.

by Bad Ass Liberal June 2, 2016

Filtering Enabled

that one annoying ROBLOX feature

Don't worry guys, nobody can attack our game Filtering Enabled has arrived!

by Ps8v May 14, 2021

puppy filter

Just a hoe snapchat filter

Tiffany is a hoe, so she uses the puppy filter

by GLEE!@!@!@!@ February 20, 2017

profanity filter

the best thing ever

our server needs a profanity filter

by catsrulesomuch February 2, 2020